tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62287082011-04-21T14:10:48.834-06:00A compendium of knowledge, quotes, opinions, aspirations and adventures of a guy on the cusp of manhood.Sojournerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10484388598628548201noreply@blogger.comBlogger7731100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6228708.post-1462268088197244032008-01-01T23:04:00.000-07:002008-01-01T23:05:26.192-07:00

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It is truly a white Christmas in Kansas and much of the Midwest. A few days ago we had a blizzard of sorts and it left parts of the state buried under about of foot of snow. I remember when I was a kid how I always hoped for a white Christmas. Back then snow had a magical quality about it, now it's just the icy crap that causes car pile ups on I-70 and requires me to put the pedal to the metal

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So much has happened in the time since I ceased my regular postings to this blog. It's sort of a chicken or the egg conundrum; I'm not sure if my spending less time in cyberspace has lead to a more active life in meatspace, or if my more active real life has supplanted my desire to blog everything from my choice of socks in the morning to the taste of every gulp of mountain dew I guzzle. Maybe

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I'll transfer this eventually...

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Just another square on the calendar.

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whee!

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An article from Men's Health magazine describes six undesirable candidates for employment. When I stumbled across this article it chilled me. Was I one of these six incorrect choices. Was I, gulp, the "Loafer"? I didn't mention it yesterday but I was fired from my job as desk assistant at the residence hall. I got lucky though, I was fired on the last day of school, and coincidentally the

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I began my internship today. My current schedule follows this cow-town workday that requires me to work from 8-5 as opposed to the 9-5 status quo. We are given an hour lunch but since I hardly take 15 minutes to eat lunch I'd prefer to just sleep in a little longer. I won't complain much more though, honestly I'm thrilled to have this job. At first I didn't believe I would find work this

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Entering any new environment inevitably requires an adaptation of attitude, no matter how small. Tomorrow I begin my first day at Air & Radiation. Transitioning from laboratories and lecture halls to going to work in an office setting requires one to alter their dress code appropriately. To do so Mom and I paid a visit to the mall to shop for fancy new clothes--I needed something to replace the

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I've finished my second year of college. My grades are the worst yet. I thought the Chemistry course I took would be easy because I had chemistry and advanced placement chemistry in high school. In retrospect, I think it was an easy class. That would explain why I did poorly, if I'm not challenged, or assume something will be painless I don't put forth the necessary effort. The same thing

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Tonight Vince and I attend one of the Department of Student Housing's resident hall events. A mock casino where students can win prizes. Despite the face that Vince and I both live in a private dormitory I thought we'd be able to slip in under the radar and attend the event anyway. I was correct. We didn't win any prizes but I pilfered a black t-shirt designed to look like a tuxedo from one of

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Spring Semester began on Friday. I've been anxiously awaiting for my college career to resume but now that it has, I can't help but feel some trepidation. I'm just not as far as along in my studies as I had hoped and planed to be by now; for instance most of my classes are still 100-level. I'm worried about the side effects of burning out early-- it's way too early to feel the stress that I

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.

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It's Christmas 2006 and I'm miserable, as always. Miserable ad nauseam, ad infinitum. I bought some presents, and I got some gifts (underwear mostly) and another December 25 bites the dust. Derrick isn't here; it's the first Christmas I've had without him. He's still in rehab for alcohol, or cannabis, or coke or whatever this time. Dad is in Las Vegas with some woman I've never met but I

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I'm not sure how to begin this so I'll just jump right in. Adorable Dina and her saucy roommate Zinaida from Kazakhstan are desperate to leave our dormitory. Seems like they've managed to piss off everyone on their floor plus two others. I'm not familiar with the details of their discontent. What I am familiar with however are the details surrounding an ill-conceived plot to free Zinaida from

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Note to self: Record this dream at a later time. For now I have more pressing work.

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It's been a long day. I'm exhausted but I can't sleep. I've been doing fine in all my classes up until now; when I received the grade for my last physics exam my heart sank, but not unexpectedly. I've gotten lazy, and careless, and I got just the grade I expected. The tests in that class are now heavily weighted and with this in mind I technically earned a 'B' but this is of little comfort

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Last night it froze and everything was covered with thin, gleaming layer of ice. In the morning it melted and all the flowers out front looked like steamed spinach.HMM. Maybe cryonics isn't such a great idea after all. . . . .

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meh.

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Currently listening to: A Man and a Woman, U2Well I went on my first and probably last date this year. It was not good. I'll comment more on that later.On the bright side I've done a lot of fun things recently. A few weeks ago I inhaled my first and last puff of tobacco smoke. Not from a cigarette, from a hookah. I was celebrating Saudi Arabia's national holiday with Muhammad and friends.On

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It has been a while and a lot has changed. I'm 20 years old; yep older and bolder. Or at least more wrinkled. Whenever I chat with the parents of a freshman student on the elevator the first thing they say is "You don't look like a freshman!" when inquire as to why they always say it's because I have an air of confidence, but I think I just look old as shit. So yeah my teenage days are behind

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Lots of crap.

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In order to be perfectly content with my life I merely have to do these five things.1. Make one billion dollars.2. Purchase island3. Hire nude women4. CedeNow that I've written this stuff down it all seems so simple.

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I just got an email from some girl I haven't talked to in months. She has made it clear that she wants to mate with me. I have no fucking idea where this desire came from but I'm deeply frightened. No idea where this came from.I need to vote today. Hey, but Eureka is coming on pretty soon. . .

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Well I'm 20 now. I just felt I should do a post regarding this. I had a nice little family party. Got some kind cards, decent gifts. Life goes on.

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"Naked role for Harry Potter star"When I read this headline on my favorite news website I have to admit I got a little excited. My hopes and dreams came crashing down almost as soon as I clicked on the link and was confronted by a picture of Daniel Radcliffe; I'm very disappointed. Oh well. The idea for the movie seems kinda dumb. No I'm not talking about Harry Potter, though so far I've

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Class is finally over and I don't start my new job, or the fall semester of school until August so I have a few weeks to do all the things I've been wanting to do before things get too busy. I'll probably try to see a few movies, enjoy the local music scene and read news on the internet without feeling guilty for wasting time. It's going to be a great next couple of days!

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This is unbearable. As if this week wasn't stressful enough, it got up to 108 degress in Rush today. It's not much cooler here.

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I'm back at home after a quick visit to my grandparents house. While there I saw two men on horse back ride down the street in front of their house. I was beginning to think maybe I was hallucinating like Grandma, but Mom saw them too. Why would anyone ride a horse in town? It's not as if they were mounted police.Derrick visited us for a while. We watched a terrible movie about the BTK killer. He

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bleh

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Visited several homes today to question people about their support for the governor and concern regarding various state issues. I also registered new voters and gave to members of a certain political parties.Most people didn't answer their doors, but those who did for the most part had positive things to say, although they did not want to mail in their ballots.Saw a lot of strange things.....a

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Generally when something good happens in my life, something bad happens just prior or immediately after to lessen the amount of joy I can obtain from a positive event. I don't think that this karma and I'm not sure I would call it Murphy's law either. What I can say for certain is this is the way I have always remembered my life being. I guess it's just my personal curse. My Happiness

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One day when* I leave Topeka for New York, San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, Atlanta, or Austin or whatever big city I choose I think the one thing I will miss is the tranquility. During the day Topeka does not seem all that peaceful, the streets are packed and everyone is so busy you almost forget what a small town it is.But at night it's so quiet. Even on the busier streets I hardly see any

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I visited my old stomping grounds today. I met with the NBES members to work on the organization's new website. I also hung out with Kwon for a while. We ate ice cream and talked about movies, class, etc. Kwon told me saw Jake on campus while headed to his English class so I guess Jake is back from Texas. It was good to be back I'm looking foreword to fall semester especially if I can get

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I read somewhere on the web that Kansas has more ghost towns than any other U.S. state. I can certainly believe that. As soon as I graduate, I'm hoping to make my own contribution, and leave.Most of the ghost towns are in the western part of the state which I rarely visit, but they aren't so far away that they would be impossible for me to reach in my hooptie.I think it would be cool to explore

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I'm pissed off. Why? Because for what I know to be the third time in a row Wikipedia has removed the article regarding Brian Peppers from its site.I'm guessing it's because someone thought it was offensive or inappropriate. That someone, apparently, is a man named Jimbo Wales. You can read all about Jimbo Wales on Wikipedia if you'd like. That's great, except I visited the web site hoping to

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Not much going on at the moment. 6/6/6 went by with out a hitch. I guess some people were actually concerned Satan would manifest himself and destroy the world or something. Part of me wishes he had, at least it would be something new and interesting.My applied calculus class started yesterday so at least I have something to do now. A part of me hates the class because it is so rushed, but

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Just a thought. . .Wow, I had forgotten how good of a show The Office is. I love marathons. The TV kind, not the running kind.

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Nothing too fascinating has happened the last few days. Dad and I saw X-Men 3: The Last Stand. It was good but not as good as the second movie which I think is the best of the trilogy.I've been continuing my job search. No luck so far. This sucks because I was hoping to find one before June, I don't have much time to earn some cash before fall semester. I think the same Dove company that

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I got my car back today. Remember that spaztic woman I had a car accident with almost two years ago? Won $500 after counter-suing her. It cost $445 to repair my car.That about sums it up.

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And I thought life at college was depressing.Back home everyone acts as if they are having the worst day of their life. Dad is still depressed regarding our real estate problems, and the fact that Mom is badgering him for money. In addition to this, his girlfriend's son died and they've broken up over some bizarre commitment issues. He seems irrevocably downtrodden.I got the surprise of my

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I’m three days into the first week of summer vacation. I only have two this time, so I’m trying to make the most of things. I’m disappointed Kwon couldn’t come to live with me. Despite the fact that I’m not very religious I was enjoying our bible studies together and it would have been nice to have a talented tennis partner. All of my other friends are either too lazy or bad players for me to

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Just moved over to Dad's house last night. In the mail I found a Best Buy dividend that pays me $1.94 SWEET! That's like a Dr. Pepper and some M&Ms if I go to Dollar General. Not bad, not bad at all.

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This is what my Mom is famous for dispensing. I've nearly everyone who has met her say the same thing. I'm pretty sure this played a role in my parents divorce. She nags for the sake of nagging. I'm not saying it's unwarranted, but sometimes it's just unnecessary. Even when I have fucked up, which apparently is often it would be a lot more helpful to just give advice [ i.e. Okay, you've done

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I'm back and I have a story to tell. No, it's not interesting.Topics I need to comment on:What happened during my blogging absenceMy failure to achieve some general goals I set for myselfWhat I did manage to achieve this year (it's sad)My last day at the dorm (it sucked, BAD)A girlfriend in the works? God I hope so.Life after the first year and back at home (oh god)Plans for the summerAnd I

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I just returned from my spring break trip to New Orleans. I don't know if it was the best spring break ever but it was up there. I think the break I enjoyed the most was back in 4th grade when I played Mario 64 the whole time, but that's another story and not a very interesting one.I began my long (16 hour?) road trip after meeting my three traveling partners. Luckily they all turned out to be

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Here is the CNN link to info about the tornado (technically it was a microburst).http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/03/13/midwest.storms.ap/index.htmlI've also done some fine journalistic work myself. The morning, after the tornado struck I drove to the library to do some early studying. I did not expect the damage to be so intense they could close down campus, but they did. So with my plans

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I've been intensely focused on school lately, I desperately want to do well on my midterm exams. I'll never give up on my dream to one day be at the top of my class. I just wanted to write down two odd dreams I had this week.The earlier one involved me in a shootout with Gillian, from high school, and work. She put a few slugs in me but in the end I killed her with a gunshot to the neck.Days

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I saw Odessa today, she paused before getting on the elevator. Our eyes met briefly, then I stepped on and she waited for the next one to come down the shaft. I guess she thinks she is giving me a taste of my own medicine. I hope she understands I'm not ignoring her to mean or to punish her for having a new boyfriend. It's just too painful for me to stick around and pretend we're just friends

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One of the fun things about living in a dormitory is that you can prank call the front desk. Generally when you crank call someone you can't visual observe their reactions; but here it's a lot more fun because the lobby is just a hop skip and a jump (on the elevator!) away.Fuck you spell checker funtastic is too a word.

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"Not even God can factor that!"

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I think it's about time they started making ESurance hentai.

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Just out of curiosity I did a Google search for Fetish for tall women lifting heavy things. I think Colbert may have discovered the one fetish that doesn not have it's own porn site. Though I'm sure it will in a few days. There's always money to be made with fetishes. I thought about starting my own Graduate Teacher Assistant porn site.

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I received a pink package slip in the mail today and brought it up to the desk. I said to the RA: "Hey, I think I have a big package!" then I handed her the package slip and she went into the mail room to fetch it for me. She didn't even crack a smile. Nor did she say anything to me, nor did she even look in my direction. What a bitch. Okay, so it wasn't the most clever double entendre ever

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http://valentines.ytmnd.com/

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You'll never believe who I bumped into on the elevator today. Anton! That guy I used to trade Pokemon cards and lunches with way back in the dimness of antiquity that was middle school.He was on the elevator with Cute San Fran Hippy Chick and some other guys from the 9th floor.I also ran into Jesus. I decided to attend a bible study just for the fun of it. I'm thinking about giving the whole

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All those Islamic people shitting bricks over that Danish cartoon depicting Mohammad as a terrorist need to just fucking get over it! You burn down embassies and then become offended when members of your faith are depicted as terrorists? Hey how about you develop a sense of humor and stop blowing shit up and maybe people wouldn't view your religion as a cult for pyromaniacs, insane zealots, and

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FrontalParietalOccipitalTemporalwith respective cortexs

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"Oh god I've just lost control of my bladder! Why didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?"I just got back from my first date in . . . ever, really. I was extremely nervous at first but I became comfortable around her faster than I usually do with girls. Madelyn is really hot! One I got cleaned up I thought I looked pretty good too. I'm pissed that Jake said she was out

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I can see it now; I'll be one of those hairy guys standing on a box or a crate in some big city. I'll shake a can and ranting, desperately hoping someone will hear me. Flash-forward a few years, maybe my big gnarly beard has grayed over time. I'll be tied to a stake somewhere about to be set aflame as some sort of clergy man reads a passage from the NewEST Testament of President Bush's Holy

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yep...

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I came up with a new idea for a pop brand. I haven't decided if I want to call it Dr. Salt, Phd or Mr. Salt, or Mr. Salty.What I do know is this: The can will resemble the Dr. Pepper can. The "pop" will just be carbonated salt water from the Dead Sea. When you drink this beverage, you will get fucked up; you will go completely batshit insane, and then die horribly. Also, if the product sells

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paper mo

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I'm still not sure about where I will live next year. I wouldn't mind living here in the private dormitory again the campus housing is beginning to look more and more appealing. The student housing provided by the university include five buildings, three of which have been renovated and a fourth is being revamped at the moment. Also, it would be cheaper to live on campus. Although I do live

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George Bush visited our rival school today. . . I saw a clip on him getting pwn3d by this education question. I wonder why he didn't come here. I'm sure all 3 members of the campuse conservatives would have supported him.Those new Trojan commercial suck ass.I know, that was completely unrelated.

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I went to a Habitat for Humanity meeting on Friday. If all goes according to plan I'll spend part of this coming spring break helping to build a house down south.I also attended my first Psychology and precalculus class. My teacher in the latter is the hottest geek or the geekiest hottie I've ever met. It's going to be very difficult concentrating in that class with priapism.I also attended

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Why is there no eHow article providing instructions how to commit suicide?

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For some reason three of the four pictures I decided to post from my Arizona trip failed to upload. I'll keep working on that and hopefully I'll have them up soon. I also need to update this blog regarding the last two days. I've been busier than usual and I've doing some pretty interesting stuff.But right now I going to bed. I just thought that if I started this post I would be more likely to

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After watching the Family Guy I decided to do a Google search for one of the pop culture refrences on the show: Time The Cheese Guy. I typed in one of his quotes but half of the search results turned out to be gay porn, or porn for chicks. I guess this is because it had the word 'hunk' in it. Though I must admit I've never heard a girl call a guy a hunk before. And I've certainly never heard

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I'm back in my dorm. Purchased all the books for my second semester class. Watched the Skeleton Key and Constant Gardner. Both were a lot better than I had previously expected.

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You know the drink Mellow Yellow"If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down"the drink is named after piss man! ha ha but I love that stuff. It's lemony

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I'm back from my short stay in AZ. Took some okay pics in Scottsdale, Phoenix, Mesa, Tempe, and Flagstaff. Also got some great shots of the Grand Canyon, Camel Back Mountain, and our hotel. Lots of Cacti too. I'll upload them eventually.It was a lot more comfortable than my last visit about 10 years ago, but then that was in August so not much of a surprise there.The people there seem pretty

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I realized this morning while showering that everytime I go out, even if it's just to the bank or something that I get ready each time as if it was a date or something. Everything but the AXE spray.I guess it's because I pretty much have no social life. I'm not complaining, it's just something I noticed. Misty and Odessa both left messages saying I should call them and I still have Tiffany's

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There's a reason microwave ovens aren't used to cook waffles.Damn, I wish Smtih allowed us to have toasters in our dorm rooms.It's going to take forever to get this burnt Ego smell out o f here.Damn I wish they allowed scented candles.

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I've decided to apply for a job on campus. My savings have lasted longer than I expected but cash is beginning to get tight.It's something I've been putting off for a while but I just completed the first application online. With any luck I should know by February if I get the position.

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I had a great sleep last night. I was comfortable and dreamt of an odd looking man with a very large chin. He told me that he and his daughter had come back in time from the year 3005 to view one of their earlier ancestors.I told the man and his daughter that they could not be distant relatives of mine because they look nothing like me.The man said "in 1000 years" no looks like their

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My triumphant return to blogging a few days ago was cut short by a bad case of food poisoning. For a while all I could do was vomit and I could hardly get out of bed.I'm afraid that's more than I can say for one of my childhood friends. Just got a phone call from Mom, she told me that Chloe died in a car accident on her way back to college. It's really sad, to say the least. She was one of

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I've been really busy the last couple of days. Actually I'm busy most days, but my reason for not posting recently was because of a good reason. No internet access. I was at my grandparents home in Wichita. Mom and I tried to setup an old computer of my grandfathers so that he could use dial-up AOL to access the internet; but for whatever reason the modem wasn't working. None of the drivers

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Just got back from seeing King Kong with dad. It was a better movie than I expected. Leeches were gross though, during that part I saw an entire theater auidence squirm. Makes me want to go see New York again.

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Yesterday wasn't too exciting. I spent most of the day inside doing Christmas shopping on Ebay. Although I did go out for a couple of hours to meet with Mom, and our insurance company's appointed attorney. Did I mention I'm being sued for that car accident I had nearly three years ago?I was the only one driving but she also sued both my parents just because their names were on the title of

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I'm selling one of (yes I own more than one PS2) PlayStations on Ebay right now. It's only up to $11 bucks. . . .thankfully I have about 5 more days left before the bidding ends. Maybe I should have taken it to CD Tradepost or Gamestop Afterall. They only offered 40 bucks so I decided to take a gamble and see what I could get for it online. Fingers crossed.

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Nah just filler

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I don't think I liked it. . .

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Yesterday was a busy day for me. Hence no post, here's basically what happened.Jake has left, he packed up with his bro around 6 AM and began his 13 hour drive back to Houston.Mom came up and bought some food for me, as well as some Christmas presents for Derrick. She got the food because I plan to spend the weekend at Smith before returning home. The cafeteria is closed during winter break

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Finals are finally over. I think I got at least a B on all of them which isn't bad. I need at least an 85% on my math final to get a B in that class. I felt pretty confident on everything, they were a lot easier than I expected and I was already giddy with the thought of all my fantastic high marks. As I was walking back to the dorm two black cats slinked their way past me and into the

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Just got over a very bad cold. Studying for finals this week, I have two on Wednesday. That's about it.

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This campus has some of the steepest hills I have ever seen (though the girl from San Francisco still thinks the hole state is flat). Naturally when it snows, people run out to sled down these hills. I decided to give up a night of studying to hit the slopes with Odessa, Britt, and Rosa. No one actually had a sled so we had to improvise. Laundry baskets were common, as were cafeteria lunch

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What do you think is a worse crime: Jaywalking or downloading music?

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A brief but intense blizzard that has left everything covered with a powdery snow.Finally got that 555 timed circuit to work. The first time they burned it up when I was doing some research online. Shelley and I spent some time fixing it today and now it works fine. She had to pay for the new stuff because I spent all my money on the old parts; but thanks to an unrelated student project that I

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I went to see Rent with Odessa, and I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. Now it looks like I will have to pull an all nighter though to finish up this paper. I still think it was worth it.

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A controversial anthropology course at my school will not be taught next semester as planned. Several people shat themselves upon discovering some Christian topics would be taught under a course with Mythology in the title. I guess they're still not ready to accept the fact that the bible is mostly fantasy (not unlike Harry Potter) with some pseudo-historical anecdotes sprinkled in.When will you

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Damnit they took down all the wall mounted dry erase boards outside out doors; those bastards! That is a staple of collegian communication. Okay, so it's not as vital cell phones, e-mail, or text messaging but it was lot more fun!The cleaning crew complained about constantly having to erase explicit thing from the boards. What the fuck? This isn't middle school. If someone was truly offended by

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A giant skyscraper; very wide, and very tall. Big enough for everyone in the world to live in.Legal chainsaw duels.

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I drove home today. When I arrived I noticed that the explorer was gone so I worried they all might be out; but when I got up to the window I saw Oprah on the TV and knew that Mom, or at least Liz should have been home. I rang the door bell and Mom got off the treadmill and let me in.The drive back was a little difficult, one of my tires had started to go flat and even with the pedal to the metal

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