Sunday, October 24, 2004

Persoanl Weblog Post #335

I don't feel like writing about what I did today. I'm not going to. Sometimes I can be creative. Relatively. I like to come up with games.

Here is a fun little game I invented: Start with a favorite pet. Now imagine if they were human. What would they look like, act like? What would their job be? You can also reverse this.

I have a boxer named Rocky. Boxers are German dogs so I guess he would be German or at least German-American. He would be a slightly pudgy graveyard shift security guard at the mall. He would be in his thirties, no children, no wife (he was "fixed"). His favorite TV show is Survivor, favorite color brown, because he is brown (with black around his eyes and white on his chest and feet...it looks like he is wearing socks and a suit. White shirt; brown coat.)

Another game I came up with: Start with 5 men and 5 women. Everyone takes off their clothes. You have sex with the person who has the same color underwear as you. Solid colors = 1 point, pattern matches = 2 points, no underwear = 3 points, unique novelty underwear = 4 points. If you have no matches you go solo (masturbate) until everyone else is finished.

I described this game to some people after class on Friday. These are the responses I got from females: "Ewwww." "Okay, that's enough, you can stop now." From males: "Think that's just called an orgy." "That would be a cool, WHO WANTS TO PLAY?!"

"Moooom! Ben Aflec is naked in my bed!"
"It looks like the tooth fairy was extra nice to you!" - South Park

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I like your game ideas. Especially the second one. Did you come up with that yourself?

p.s. What are you going to be wearing?
Faye | Email | Homepage | 10.24.04 - 3:25 am | #

I thought I made it up...but people keep telling me it alread exists. I think they're confusing it with an old Key party ritual. Lol. My Homer Simpson boxer shorts, guess that means I'll be going solo since I've never seen a pair of bra and panties with Marge on them or anything.
lsob | 10.24.04 - 11:05 am | #

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