Mounting Desperation
So my date plan with Ami bombed. I had the whole thing planned out. By 'thing' I am referring to the means by which we would become closer, she would become more comfortable with me, and eventually how and where we'd have sex. I even checked out some possible techniques that were effective but not over complicated or gross.
Sadly, the one thing I didn't plan very well is the date itself. Either she 'yes' just to get rid of me, or she was genuinely interested until it I made it seem as if I was a complete airhead who would loose his head if it wasn't attached.
Maybe both.
Either way, I fucked up. Ok moving on. I need to find new prospects. Preferable virginal ones like myself. After all, having sex with someone who'd already done it would be like going to see a movie you've already seen with someone else who hasn't. That sucks. You can always tell the virgin chicks (they are either really repugnant or really shy and quiet) I prefer the latter, obviously. There are the religious ones too but getting them to join in the fun would be like trying to teach Shamoo to fly.
I've actually gotten a few bites on the line but lets just say these were not keepers. Tossed them right back. I'm saving myself for a hottie. After that, then I can start working towards my eagle scout badge.
Sadly, the one thing I didn't plan very well is the date itself. Either she 'yes' just to get rid of me, or she was genuinely interested until it I made it seem as if I was a complete airhead who would loose his head if it wasn't attached.
Maybe both.
Either way, I fucked up. Ok moving on. I need to find new prospects. Preferable virginal ones like myself. After all, having sex with someone who'd already done it would be like going to see a movie you've already seen with someone else who hasn't. That sucks. You can always tell the virgin chicks (they are either really repugnant or really shy and quiet) I prefer the latter, obviously. There are the religious ones too but getting them to join in the fun would be like trying to teach Shamoo to fly.
I've actually gotten a few bites on the line but lets just say these were not keepers. Tossed them right back. I'm saving myself for a hottie. After that, then I can start working towards my eagle scout badge.
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