Oh The Humanity

I'm not sure how to begin this so I'll just jump right in. Adorable Dina and her saucy roommate Zinaida from Kazakhstan are desperate to leave our dormitory. Seems like they've managed to piss off everyone on their floor plus two others. I'm not familiar with the details of their discontent. What I am familiar with however are the details surrounding an ill-conceived plot to free Zinaida from her ironclad housing contract.