The House that JACK built

We were supposed to get the house ready to sell today but all the rain we got yesterday caused the basement to flood. Also the garbage disposal and light switches in the kitchen don't work and need to be repaired...I HATE old houses. I would rather live in a cheap tiny new house than a big expensive old one. To me there is nothing worse than an old house, even the ones that are gutted and revamped still don't sit well with me. They're the houses divorced mothers and newlywed couples move into because the wife thinks they're "cute". Probably have mold in the walls that ends up killing them in their old age...I can't wait to get out of here before the house kills me, or before I kill it.