Space Monkeys Meet The Sea Munkeys
"congratulations. You have selected ultra wash plus. The best car wash money can by! When the arrows turn green please drive foreword." - Autowash
That didn't turn out so well. The windshield was hot and the water was cold. Big crack bad. Me call number to have repaired. Wash not get all dirt off. Me mad. So yeah, I paid an extra three bucks for the "ultra wash plus" and got a busted windshield and the dirt didn't even come off. What's more? As I'm leaving a woman tells me my brake lights don't work. I JUST had those fixed. I hate this fucking car. I hate it so very very much.
Well with that said. The day proceeded like always. I watched TV, got bored, masturbated. Got bored and watched TV and so on. Some time around 3:00 I was playing guitar during the commercials for Corky Ramono when I get this phone call.
Me: Hi?
Sgt Mc-something: Hello, this is sergeant Mc-something
Me: Oh, sorry my Dad's not home right now would you like me to take a message? (I assumed it was someone from the Sheriff's office calling for him but it was a different type o sergeant)
Sgt Mc-something: I'm callings on behalf of the USAF we were supposed to talk
Me: Cha, on Tuesday, 2:00 right?
Sgt Mc-something: What day is it?
Me: Monday?
You see I thought it was Monday because Monday is the time of the week when Comedy Central generally shows their new movies. It was such a trip to find out it was Tuesday, it was like I was living in a dream. Anyway I went to the recruiting place which I found only because it was near my favorite Deli. He gave me some information and I took a test on a computer that was kinda like an SAT but easier, during one of the algebra problems I actually discovered I was having fun. Obviously I'm ready for school to begin again. It was kind of like a job interview except the roles were reversed. He wanted me there unlike normally when employers just want to get rid of me. Also the fact that I had a 5-week-5:00-shadow and was wearing the same smelly Hawaiian shirt from three days ago didn't seem to influence his opinion; Seems interesting, lots of good benefits as well as a tasty meatball sub I ate later.
So there are some interesting things happening this week; It's that time of the year again - back to school time! I love buyinh back to school supplies. Especially calculators and pens! Also Sloshed in Translation is coming up this Sunday at 9:00 and my bi-weekly grat (paycheck) is arriving on Friday. w00t.
That didn't turn out so well. The windshield was hot and the water was cold. Big crack bad. Me call number to have repaired. Wash not get all dirt off. Me mad. So yeah, I paid an extra three bucks for the "ultra wash plus" and got a busted windshield and the dirt didn't even come off. What's more? As I'm leaving a woman tells me my brake lights don't work. I JUST had those fixed. I hate this fucking car. I hate it so very very much.
Well with that said. The day proceeded like always. I watched TV, got bored, masturbated. Got bored and watched TV and so on. Some time around 3:00 I was playing guitar during the commercials for Corky Ramono when I get this phone call.
Me: Hi?
Sgt Mc-something: Hello, this is sergeant Mc-something
Me: Oh, sorry my Dad's not home right now would you like me to take a message? (I assumed it was someone from the Sheriff's office calling for him but it was a different type o sergeant)
Sgt Mc-something: I'm callings on behalf of the USAF we were supposed to talk
Me: Cha, on Tuesday, 2:00 right?
Sgt Mc-something: What day is it?
Me: Monday?
You see I thought it was Monday because Monday is the time of the week when Comedy Central generally shows their new movies. It was such a trip to find out it was Tuesday, it was like I was living in a dream. Anyway I went to the recruiting place which I found only because it was near my favorite Deli. He gave me some information and I took a test on a computer that was kinda like an SAT but easier, during one of the algebra problems I actually discovered I was having fun. Obviously I'm ready for school to begin again. It was kind of like a job interview except the roles were reversed. He wanted me there unlike normally when employers just want to get rid of me. Also the fact that I had a 5-week-5:00-shadow and was wearing the same smelly Hawaiian shirt from three days ago didn't seem to influence his opinion; Seems interesting, lots of good benefits as well as a tasty meatball sub I ate later.
So there are some interesting things happening this week; It's that time of the year again - back to school time! I love buyinh back to school supplies. Especially calculators and pens! Also Sloshed in Translation is coming up this Sunday at 9:00 and my bi-weekly grat (paycheck) is arriving on Friday. w00t.
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