Behold the Bordem

Today I wandered around the house aimless, trying to think of something to do that would entertain me. There were many things, but for some reason I just lost interest. I sat on my bed for an hour just waiting for SOMETHING to happen. Then it did, the phone rang. It was my manager (one of them) asking me to fill in for someone at work. I hate work but for some reason I was excited by this. Maybe because this was one of the few times I got to get away from the register and work in Media sorting CDs, games, music and movies. Joseph and I made an interesting discovery. We sell porn. Not like hard core porn or anything, kind of like the stuff you would tape off Showtime. 2069: A Space Orgy was in the $5.99 or less bin. After work as I was walking to my car an old woman stopped me in the parking lot and gave me two big Kerry & Edwards signs to put in my yard then proceeded to give me a 20 minute lecture, while standing outside in the cold, why it was bad to vote for Bush. Mostly just stuff regretted from Fahrenheit 9/11. I was to polite to say "fuck off" and she seemed so passionate I didn't have the heart to tell her I had already advance-voted for Nader. She did not try to stop Joseph or the other guy from Media though, she probably just assumed that because I was black, I was also a Democrat by default. I guess the old woman didn't want to risk speaking with the other guys because they were white, and as a result possibly Republican. I stopped at McDonald's and ordered from a guy who spoke with exaggerated Indian accents. He not Indian, of course. When I got to the window my food was not ready, I was the only one who had come by in a while so they had to "cook" everything. While waiting idly for my chicken selects to be done we conversed about the monopoly game and the guy there was nice enough (amoral enough) to give me an extra box to pull tabs from. They were all St. James place. ALL FOUR!
At least I got to watch the Animatrix when I got home. The film Noir and huanted house one were the best.


Old Comments
" I wanted to ask her out there in the store but I didn't,"

dude you should have, you sound bored and almost nothing is as exicting as women.
cube | Email | Homepage | 11.01.04 - 4:27 pm | #

Ok. The next time I have a craving for smoked sausage or 18th century style rocking chairs I'll stop by. If she's there, I'll ask her.
lsob | Email | Homepage | 11.01.04 - 4:46 pm | #

19th* probably closer
Anonymous | 11.01.04 - 4:47 pm | #
I always pretend to understand your blog when you post things like these :P It says,
"Rochelle is a Goddess" obviously.
Rochelle | Email | Homepage | 10.31.04 - 1:27 pm | #

Post like what? This looks like a normal post to me.
lsob | Email | Homepage | 10.31.04 - 10:20 pm | #