If I were a corpse. . .I'd be freeze-dried

If I were a _____________
Date: July 30
Day of the week : Friday
Time of day : 03:00PM or 12:00AM
Book : Red Rabbit - Tom Clancy
Planet : Mars
Direction : West
Liquid : Water
Stone : Obsidian
Tree : Redwood
Bird : Falcon
Tool : TI-92 Plus Calculator
Plant : grass
Kind of weather : Warm * Breezy
Historical figure : Albert Einstein
Mythical creature : Phoenix
Animal : Lion (Panthera Leo)
Sea animal : Orca aka Killer Whale
Color : Dark Gray
Emotion or mood : Hopeful
Musical instrument : Electric Guitar
Sound : dial up modem
Element : Americium
Car: Hybrid Efficient Fuel
Song : Clocks - Coldplay
Sin : . . . . .
Movie directed by: Stanley Kubrick
Comic strip character : Dilbert & Wally
Piece of furniture : The Lay-Z-Boy
Vegetable : Carrot
Food : pepperoni pizza
Place : Chicago, Illinois
Material : 100% cotton
Taste : Eclectic
Scent : Orange, Rain and New Gadget
Religion : Christianity + Scientology
Word : endeavor
Object : I own nothing cool
Body part : Brain, Thumbs, Penis in that order
Facial expression : Blank Stare
Subject in school : Physics & English
Shape : Sphere
Number : Pi 3.141592654. . .
Mountain : Pikes Peak
Sauce: BBQ
Drink : Cherry Coke
Drug : Tylenol
Computer : Lap Top
Company : Sony
Tape: Duct
Cigarette : I don't know, candy?
Artificial sweetner : Splenda
Box : Crate
Website : This One.
Extremist Movement : Work in progress
Hazard symbol : "Radioactive"
Fabric: Kevlar
Photo : Jim Irwin and Lunar Rover - Apollo 15
Shoes: Brown Steel Toed Leather Boots
Ice cream : Bubble Gum
(I borrowed this from a fellow blogger, hope she doesn't mind!)

"Man, we've been skiping for hours, I need to pull tover and take the Whiz" - Wizard of Oz Spoof by Futurama