Saturday, January 07, 2006

What Should I Do

I had a great sleep last night. I was comfortable and dreamt of an odd looking man with a very large chin. He told me that he and his daughter had come back in time from the year 3005 to view one of their earlier ancestors.

I told the man and his daughter that they could not be distant relatives of mine because they look nothing like me.

The man said "in 1000 years" no looks like their great-great-great etc. Parents." He also told me that he was descended from children my brother had, and I never had any offspring.

Then I woke up.

The first thing I thought was: Wow, I'm awake and I feel refreshed instead of . . . Not so refreshed.

The second thing I thought was: Chloe is dead. She'll never smell another flower, never smell another fart. Never take another warm bath, never take another cold shower. Never have another good night sleep. That's sad. That could be you, too.

So I sprang up and began to living the day to its fullest.

I had two slices of left over pizza, and Gatorade for breakfast.

Then I looked at pornography on the internet. I'm bored.

No one else has moved back in yet. I think the only people on the 9th floor are me, the RA, and the Korean Political Science major who moved in a little while ago (aka Guy Who's TV IS TOO LOUD)

I thought about going over and talking to him but what would I say? "Hi, I'm Nathan. I'm bored, and your TV is too loud. So hows it hangin'?"

Nah....I'm not a people person. Plus he's weird. I'm weird too I guess. Everyone is weird. Last night I watched a John Cusak movie from the '80s about a wild and crazy guy who tries to hook up with a studious girl in college. It was REALLY boring. Also, john Cusak is weird. Looks like a mime.

Orange juice.

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