WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, NOW PLEASE LEAVE. THIS IZ A PRIVATE AREA

Hello boy and girls, or girls AND boys. Just to be fair! Today is invent-a-game-day. Heres my game for boring rainy dayz :-( PLAY MONOPOLY WITH REAL MONEY! Its funner that way. AND FOR NON RAINY DAYS CoVeR ThE entire DrIvEwaY WITH lots vaselinE and slide down it on your bare bottom. Watch out for the duck lines.
"So, you want to play fair eh?" - Ty