Things Keep Gettin' Better

I saw on TV where you can buy the Queer Eye For A Straight Guy soundtrack...HA HA HA HA HA HA *GASP* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Can you imagine actually listening to that in your car, or while working out? Straight Plan For The Gay Man doesn't have a music intro long enough for that, thank god. I'm going to have a shirt made that says "I lift and seperate" and then has a picture of hands underneath. I'm sure the ladies would just love that, lol.

Lisa: Did you ever wonder, how sad it is, that your son's only
sexual outlet...is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Gary's Mom: OH, GARY!! *sob*
Gary: MA! I NEVER TOSSED OFF TO ANYTHING!
Gary's Mom: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR!!
Gary: BUT I WAS! I WAS!! - Weird Science
I used to watch the Weird Science TV show on USA. I think that was the first time I ever got a, well I'll stop now out of good taste.

Your soul is bound to the Solitary Rose: The
Alone.

"When I wake up alone, the shades are still
drawn on the cold window pane so they cast
their lines on my bed and lines on my
face."

The Solitary Rose is associated with loneliness,
melancholy, and patience. It is governed by
the goddess Merope and its sign is The Sword,
or Unrequited Love.

As a Solitary Rose, you may be summed up as a
hopeless romantic. You desire love and have so
much love to give, but thing just never seem to
work out the way you want them to. In life,
you can be very optomistic, even when things
are gray and nothing works out to your
expectations.


What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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"If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman I'm hanging up." - The guy from Fresh Prince who is also in ID4 (WORST. ACRONYM. EVER.)