This Just In

NASA scientist now have evidence supporting the theory that Mars once had vast salty seas and that the landing site of Mars Exploration Rover, Opportunity, is near the shore of one of them. Screw Cancun Mexico, Meridiani Planum is the new Spring Break hot spot! Wait there’s no oxygen, and it's colder than hell's freezer! Cold, a good thing because that means nipples show through swimsuit tops. No oxygen a bad thing cuz I like to breathe, also AHHhhh, radiation! So party-goers bring sunblock, SPF 9000 +.

"Get on the banana boat!"