More Strange Dreams

Today I dreamt that instead of white carpet my room had icing, like the vanilla icing on a wedding cake. So I spent an entire day walking around with my head to the ground eating it. People came up to talk to me and I would just mumble “uh-huh” with icing in my mouth and keep eating.

I also dreamed that I worked at Wal-Mart and on breaks I would grill plastic burgers and go swimming in my clothes. I dreamed that I had an I-pod, which was really sad because when I woke up I realized I didn’t.