This Week In Me

Lots of crap.

Road Map To Happiness

In order to be perfectly content with my life I merely have to do these five things.

1. Make one billion dollars.

2. Purchase island

3. Hire nude women

4. Cede

Now that I've written this stuff down it all seems so simple.

YIKES.

I just got an email from some girl I haven't talked to in months. She has made it clear that she wants to mate with me. I have no fucking idea where this desire came from but I'm deeply frightened. No idea where this came from.

I need to vote today. Hey, but Eureka is coming on pretty soon. . .