You are Cid Highwind. You are the sour mouthed,
lunatic, hard cored pilot of the centry. You
are known world wide, despite your little
senses to keep up. You like smoking. You should
quit, it'll kill. *nodnod*. You have a
fassination with the stars, and pretty little
shiny things. Swearing is also a biggie, and
beating that lug of a man in a contest of the
worst mouthed...would make you so very proud.


Which FFVII Character Are You?
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I just finished watching the movie White Oleander. It is the biggest fucking piece of shit ever made. Well, I guess Star Kid is still much worse. About The Matrix: Wow, this has always been one of my favorite movies. However, I've always wondered why they chose to use humans for their power source. If they had used rats or any other mammal, they would not have needed a matrix in the first place because rats don't need to have a sense of reality anyway, they're stupid. Plus they are smaller, so they could be grown faster and stored in greater quantities. I guess the reason is when the writers were coming up with ideas, they first thought of what it would be like if the world wasn't real and THEN had to come up with a unique sci-fi way to explain the purpose of this dream world. This rat/human flaw doesn't take away from the movie at all though, in was an important factor in making it worthwile because who wants to see a movie were the main character is some kind of sentient rodent? That is why everyone hates those stupid redwall books.

TODAY is the first day of the rest of your life.
Today's dream (as always I remember dreams more on the weekend because I sleep in later) I dreamt that I was four years old, my mom and I were walking down a brick road with different preschools on all sides. She was trying to find the place where I'd fit in best. it was in the late fall and everything looked as if it were in the 1940s. Next I dreamed I was in some tropical climate maybe ten or 15 years later I was in a hotel preparing to see someone I had met over the internet with romantic intentions, we met but nothing happened. Later still, I was in Wichita, downtown. I ran into this annoying guy who used to be on the track team with me, we went down into the sewers and ran through this dark really long tunnels. As we ran we closed old iron gates behind us as if to stop us from being followed. The tunnel began to lighten again and I climbed up an old ladder into Paris? The guy I was with was gone. It was night time and all the lights in the city were on. I stood up, walked away and then woke up. Last night I saw the movie Perfect Score, good movie to watch if you're taking the SAT or as they called it "Suck Ass Test" I wanted to see The Butterfly Effect but I was way too tired and went home and passed out. Then I had this dream, then I woke up. Then I had some teas and a banana, then I typed this blog post. Now I go to watch Kung Pow: Enter the fist.

Rants and Raves From A Non-Raver: Listening to: the silence of an empty house. Inside my head, your final screams.
Hi boys and girls! Today I had a powerful craving for candy, but I had none to eat. I did, however, have some Mylanta in a foil package. I popped them all out and ate them. Wow, desperate times call for desperate measures. Now onto business, I have decided what to put in my poll. The first two weeks of every month I will allow people both online and off to make suggestions for new and interesting things I can do to improve my life and make it funner. I'll choose 4 of them and put them in the poll and you can vote on which one you like and I'll do it. I may even put pictures up of me doing it. Kinda like the Truman show or Ed Tv but more like Todd TV.
"Sure life's not fair, but that doesn't mean you should make things worse." - Me
It's not that you fear death, you are just unsure
about it. You have no solid opinion of Death.
To you, death is just something that you should
try to avoid at all costs. Safety
first!

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"Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." - Ghostbusters

Today my glasses got dirty and I got tired of cleaning them. So I put them in the dish washer with the bowls and plates.

Air. You think before you act, you look before you
leap. You are very direct, which sometimes can
hurt others. You are always looking for the
truth behind things. Of all the elements,
you're the wisest.


What is your element?
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Protector


The ULTIMATE personality test
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This cod had the word "hash" in it. What's up with that? and this quiz was bull shit.

You, my friend are a true individual. You most
likely hate trends and are creative. By seeing
things differently, people either admire you or
think you are a bit strange. I'm guessing you
are a lot like me. Perhaps a Good Charlotte
hater? I hope so. An inspiration to us all,
continue being you! (If you like GC, I'm sorry,
I am just expressing an opinion)


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I don't hat Good Charlotte. Why would I? Strangely enough, I choose their musical groups over the other ones in your quiz. Sorry, I think this quiz is somewhat of a dud. Not completely though, I have always been an individual.

Little of interest happened today. Well, little that I care to sahre. I am very busy and must get to work, be content that I had the time to create this post. I'm going to do this quiz:
You hate Orlando Bloom. HOW COULD YOU?!?! YOU'RE A
DISGRACE TO...TO...EVERYTHING!!! You better
pray to God or whatever the hell YOU worship
that we don't meet me in real life. *demonic
aura*


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I don't hate Orlando, I didn't even remember who he was until this quiz. I'm sure he's a decent actor but at the momment I can't even pin a face to the name. You had no neutral responses to your poorly chosen questions so I'm only slightly surprised the response came out the way it did. Are you saying I wouldn't be a disgrace if I was obsessed with Orlando Bloom? Obsession is not a good thing. I've got a few I'm trying to kick. NO, I don't hate this guy I hate your stupid quiz.

You are a PHOENIX in your soul and your
wings make a statement. Huge and born of flame,
they burn with light and power and rebirth.
Ashes fall from your wingtips. You are an
amazingly strong person. You survive, even
flourish in adversity and hardship. A firm
believer in the phrase, 'Whatever doesn't kill
you only makes you stronger,' you rarely fear
failure. You know that any mistake you make
will teach you more about yourself and allow
you to 'rise from the ashes' as a still greater
being. Because of this, you rarely make the
same mistake twice, and are not among the most
forgiving people. You're extremely powerful and
wise, and are capable of fierce pride, passion,
and anger. Perhaps you're this way because you
were forced to survive a rough childhood. Or
maybe you just have a strong grasp on reality
and know that life is tough and the world is
cruel, and it takes strength and independence
to survive it. And independence is your
strongest point - you may care for others, and
even depend on them...but when it comes right
down to it, the only one you need is yourself.
Thus you trust your own intuition, and rely on
a mind almost as brilliant as the fire of your
wings to guide you.You are eternal and because
you have a strong sense of who and what you
are, no one can control your heart or mind, or
even really influence your thinking. A symbol
of rebirth and renewal, you tend to be a very
spiritual person with a serious mind - never
acting immature and harboring a superior
disgust of those who do. Likewise, humanity's
stupidity and tendency to want others to solve
their problems for them frustrates you
endlessly. Though you can be stubborn,
outspoken, and haughty, I admire you greatly.


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This is a good, informative quiz. Not that all quizzes need to be informative.

You are Form 4, Gargoyle: The Fallen.

"And The Gargoyle mended his wings from the
blood of the fallen so he could rise up from
imprisonment. With great speed and
resourcefulness, Gargoyle made the world his
for the taking."

Some examples of the Gargoyle Form are Daedalus
(Greek) and Mary Magdalene (Christian).
The Gargoyle is associated with the concept of
success, the number 4, and the element of wood.
His sign is the new moon.

As a member of Form 4, you are a creative and
resourceful individual. You are always
thinking of possible solutions to problems you
face and you generally choose one that is
right. Much of your success comes from your
ability to look at things a little differently
than everyone else. Gargoyles are the best
friends to have because they don't always take
things for face value.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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You don't have to deal with depression. You're not
depressed... ever. Don't you ever feel like
you're wasting your time by taking these
quizzes?


How do you deal with your depression?
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Hmm I guess the quiz is right. I used to think I was depressed but now that I think about it I realize that this feeling is anxiety.

Rants & Raves From a Non Raver: In Stoner-Colour
Hey there boys and girls. Today was a winter wonderland! Or should I say FUNderland ha ha ha. The snow stor last night covered all the shinnie clear stuff (ice) with fluffy white stuff (snow). I found many things frozen to the ground including an unopened can of beer and a cellular telephone. Little treasures, yay! I'm eating a corn dog wacky pack from sonic right now and it is really yummy. The vanilla cokes are better from sonic than from the can I think. The End.
"Don't go through life, grow through life." - E. B.

Tick Tock You're a C-

By the way, what is chinese new year? Should I know aout this? I think I'll need to buy another countdown clock, i'll take any excuse to buy a clock or timer that I can. GOD I LOVE CLOCKS! You know my favorite song? Clocks.

"Hope is a fossil fuel" - personal quote

MY OTHER WEBLOG IS YOUR MOM
This morning (for me this means 11:30) I awoke to the sound of freezing rain, and my dad shouting every profane word known to man. (You know it's basketball season when. . .). I looked out the window and everything was covered in a thin sheath of ice. It made the trees and patio furniture sparkle, really pretty. I chatted with Meg today, she said some guy she had met called her and left 30 messages on her answering machine. He said stuff like that she had left her jacket at his house and he slept with it cuz it smelled like her and had hair on it. Hmmm, has anybody seen Road Trip? Didn't that one TA have like a shrine or something? I would die lauing if I found something like that, It almost makes me wnat to go on quest to find it. Sort of like searching for the holy grail in Indiana Jones. I would go through all his stuff like they did to the lesbians in American Pie 2. Oh crap I watch way too many movies. Is Asian girls who watch less than one hour of television get the highest SAT scores then I'm screwed. As a black dude who watches 9 hours of TV daily. The dude, I think his name was Richard said that if she didn't like him she sould at least call him and say that so he wouldn't have to keep wondering. Meg decided not to even leave the guy with his dignity by calling. Oh well he was like twenty-something, he'll survive. I looked at this Schwan's catalog today, I think my mouth actually watered just like a pavlovian dog. I couldn't find the nutrition facts however and this really bothered me. What ARE THEY HIDING? Oh god I love meat. Maybe one day I'll make a poem about all the kinds. Have you ever made a poem about meat? Or just food in general? I think there needs to be one. Well I can no longer sit here and make idle con. My life is ticking away and I have no time to spare if I want to increase chances of reaching the ultimate.
"Men fear death, as children fear the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other." - Francis Bacon

You're Porthos, the Space Beagle! You're cute as a button and everyone's favorite, despite that nasty habit of marking alien trees. You're most often seen begging for cheese while Archer recites a monologue to you. Take the Enterprise Quiz! Brought to you by redanubis.

You're T'Pol. You are very analytical and logical, as any good Vulcan is, but this makes you stick out like a sore thumb. You're cold and calculated, but there's a softer side to you that you tend to keep under wraps. Take the Enterprise Quiz! Brought to you by redanubis.

Rants & Raves from a Non-Raver: Village idiot gives it three thumbs up.
Today I took a big risk, three actually. I decided to buy Rice Krispies Treat Cereal instead of just Rice Krispies or Coco Krispies. I took an even bigger risk when I got home and discovered the milk expired two days ago. I used it anyway, AND THEN I noticed that I still had a handful of cinnamon toast crunch left, so I tossed that in to. "BAM" what do you think of that Emeril? You can relax now, I promise this web log will not get any more risqué than that . . . or will it? HMMM.
Dream Log Earth date; 23012004.6
Today I awoke to find the TV was still on, remote still in hand. DAMNIT! I didn’t make it to the X-Files. Well, that’s what happens when you watch late night TV; you say “Oh, I’ll just rest my eyes during the commercial and then bam (books-a-million?) You’re asleep. Anywoo that night I was visited by three sleep ghost. The first was just I talking to Brendan about Ben, who I haven’t seen in awhile. I head that he got arrested when police found a giant bong in his car I wonder if he is still in rehab or actually doing time. The second dream involved my brother and I being pursued from a Krispie Kreme parking lot in KC into a giant landscape made of pizza, it was sticky and hot and the only way to avoid being burned was to bounce on it like Neil Armstrong the landscape suddenly stretched out really far and it became difficult to see. The third involved a trip to Las Vegas with Meg; we had won the trip along with a free car. She was giving out money to all these teenagers so they can by food and I was like “No, that’s our money!” Then, and this is a first time for me in a dream, just like as if it was a musical. I danced and sang to the tune of Ludwig Van Beethoven’s Rondo a Capriccio:
No no no no no. No no
No No no no no. No no.
No nononononono.
No No, No no NOOOO! Etc.
At the end the crowd looked over and saw Steven (the dude you’re getting’ a Dell guy) blowing on an empty moonshine jug and everyone cheered and applauded. Well bye guys, I need to wash the dried Mountain Dew code red off my face and watch the tape of the John Henson project

RANTS AND RAVES FROM A NON RAVER WILL NOW SWITCH TO THE EMERGENCY BORDEM-INDUCED UPDATE SYSTEM
T-t top ten Best and Worst: Bigger and beadder than eveah!
WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME: not in order, suggest add-ons
1. CUBE II - Hypercube
2. The English Patient
3. Rocky & Bullwinkle
4. Calendar Girls
5. Star Kid
6. My Favorite Martian (This movie is good if you're high)
7. Spice World
8. Coyote Ugly
9. Fern Gulley (Viewed as an enviornmentalist it isn't bad, in general, puke.)
10. Glitter
11. Baby Geniuses
12. Crossroads
13. The Pickle
14. The Little Vampire
15. Kazam
16. Rappers Never Die
17. Never Been Kissed
18. Baby's Day Out (Ah, memories. I was so young, and yet so disgusted)
19. Jeepers Creepers 2
20. From Justin to Kelly
21. Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
22. 3 Ninjas, High Noon. At Mega-Mountain (a little bit of me died inside)
23. TLOTR: Fellowship of the rings (only good part: when they made bacon)
24. Super Mario Brothas
25. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 (the one with the time septors)
26. The Horse Whisper

WORST TV SHOW = THE TOMMARROW PEOPLEE

smart and full of random knowledge. Be proud to
know more than others. You are Jeapardy.
SNL's version of Jeopardy is funny. I'll take correct spelling for 500.


What TV show are you?
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Rants & Raves from A non raver: the wanker of oz
Today the weather shifted from bitter and cold to beautiful and warm, that's the Kansas climate for you. My dad and I went to a sports bar today. I'm not a big sports fan but I resisted the urge to use the scan funtion on my little universal remote to change on of the TVs to comedy central. (It was fun doing this at high school, until they did something to the big screen that blocked it but thats okay I never eat in there anymore and it still works in the office) The food was pretty good but it was also really greasy, and it made me feel like I was going to puke later. I don't handle greasy foods well for some reason, even at home when my mom cooks dinner, if we have fries I'll bake some of them for myself and everyone else uses the ones from the frier. Our group in creative writing wrote poetry about the Moon today, a lot of it was stupid. Every line talked about how romantic it was, how it controlled tidal waves and how we were absolutely, positively sure that it was indeed NOT made from cheese. I always work better alone because there is no red tape to go through when I get new ideas and I don't have to explain certain concepts to retards in my group. I becomes discouraging to even bring some things up but I try to set these feelings aside and say what needs to be said. Had a sub in english who disgusted me. While we were reading our books he would walk over to each row and just stare at everyone. I hate it when people stare at me while I read, it's like "Dude, what the fuck do you want?!". Cassie said the same thing, damn this guy was annoying. She said "the least he could do is sit down and read along, or just shuffle papers and pretend to be busy" If this is how uncomfortable people feel when you stare at them I'll never check out another girl again. Altough today I saw that tall red headed chick (ah, charlie brown moment) making out with this other girl. Naturally I stood and watched, when they were done the towering redhead smiled and waved. I saw the short one after weight training and she said a few words to me. She confirmed that I was a junior and said that she had seen me around town a lot. This came as a surprise to me because I had never noticed her previous the encounter with carrot top's sexy sister and even then I didn't recall who she was until after she had left. I fixed the head light on my car but now left break light haas gone out. I haven't been this angry in a long time. Whenever I solve one problem another occurs. I guess that is just how life is, but I wish they wouldn't always happen in the same area of my life so that I could move on to new things. I can't afford to get another ticket, might loose my license. (that scene from the Fifth Element comes to mind, ya know the one where bruce willis drives a hovering POS taxi in 26th century NYC. Hey the hot redhead is in this movie). END
"If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we shall find something new" - a surmiser, Voltaire
"The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few, or the one" - a Spock, vulcan

Morpheus


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"What if the war could be over tomarrow? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?"
I thought this god was an ironic choice seeing how I am a bald black guy who normally wears dark colors and always wears sunglasses

Rants & Raves from a non-raver: No Rat Milk Please (in honor of the most up dated of blogs, damn I see that thing on list every freakin day!)
Today was a nice change of pace. I test drove the old BMW today, I think I'll stick with Valerie though (my wrecked Volvo) once I get the parts I can easily repair it. Still in search of a job, found out Meg worked at chuckie cheese’s lol. The beamer drove great but it didn’t have a lot of features. It also had a manual transmission, not a bad thing of course! But certainly not my first choice. The class got an extension on a long physics assignment and we had an informative review for the kinematics test on Tuesday. I was trekking through the cold alley on my way to Pizza Hut after deciding to avoid Meg for a while. I thought about the funny times I had experienced there as freshmen trying to mooch off people who got the buffet and how we yelled "scatter" if we saw the pregnant manager coming. When I got to the corner a horn honked at me and I saw that it was Rob's car. Ike, Ty and Joe were riding with him; they motioned for me to get in so I did. We went to McDonalds and I got a chicken nugget happy meal that came with a cool play-doh toy! We talked about old times and Ty's musical taste of Radio head and Sublime. When we got back I told Jason that I had bypassed Pizza Hut for McDonalds today and he teased me about the time I got their spaghetti and breadsticks instead of pizza by saying "It's not like they call it Spaghetti Shack." But I didn't care, I need change and I'd rather discuss computers and cars with Jason than how a bad makeover made her look whorish with Meg. Eating the same thing everyday gets lame real fast for me, even if it's pizza. However I was beginning to think that if I ate one more bite of their quasi-Italian food my shit was going to come out covered in marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese. In U.S. history we listened to Mr. T's lecture on oil and the rail roads in the 1860s and somehow we went off on a tangent and began discussing an ideal world wear there was no money but people did work anyways because it needed to be done. People got what they needed and wanted because it was available and no one was greedy enough to horde goods. Similar to Star Trek's version of Earth. I think the majority of people would be selfless enough to attempt such a system. Even for a time there own standard of living diminished. However, old habits die hard, (I would know; third day without man's greatest habit) and this is one that will probably last as long as humanity does. Though a pray that won't be the case.

You have a fiery soul. You aren't the quickest to
get angered, but when you do get angry things
can go really wrong really fast. You are
generally very passionate in the things you do.
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Rants & Raves From A Non Raver: A day that will ive in idiocy
Wow, what a day. It started off with me thinking I was going to die when I accidentally swallowed a big gulp of Listerine. It said on the bottle "call poison control immediately" I reached for the phone book, then finished getting ready for school. Hey, I didn't want to be late to keyboarding and what's more important, life or 100% in a class so easy it really doesn't belong in a high school curriculum. Don't answer that. Luckily I survived long enough to eat lunch with Meg, my female friend. When I first met her two years ago I wanted her to be a girl friend. I'm glad it didn't turn out that way. I never had the balls to ask her out and frankly I kind of knew it wasn't a good idea but she was just so hot. I guess these things work out for the best sometimes. She told me about how she thought this guy in her theater class had nice eyes but he was a Goth, therefore undateable. I asked if she subtracted "points" for things as superficial as that and she just kind of laughed nervously. I should have known when I first heard about her attempt to make over her last boyfriend Sean. He is a relatively cool guy I've known since 7th grade but something about his attire didn't sit right with Meg. She also told me how she hated this one girl we saw because all the guys she liked her instead. Ironic because I sit next to her in English and thought she was intelligent and cute. I told meg about how warm and friendly she was and she said that if I liked girls like that I might as well get a cocker spaniel because it would as loving and more loyal. I guess she feels being someone's GF gives you a license for incessant bitching. I must have been crazy to think two people in a relationship should be respectful and sweet to each other. In creative writing I learned about other perspectives in a way that teacher hadn't planned on. Dean, a very old childhood with whom I've grown somewhat apart from; was discussing his feelings about music. I knew he liked to explore different kinds, like the Japanese rock etc. but when he said that he hated mainstream rap but he liked the lesser known stuff it made me wonder if that was the true reason or if he was just trying to create some kind of image for himself by distancing his taste from pop culture. Personally my musical taste are broad. The first and only CD I ever owned was by the Spice Girls. My mother had given it to me for a present. I listened to it once and thought it was okay, but I gave it to the girl next door(now the girl next state, you know who you are). Now I don't own any, the last CDs I bought were years ago, some alternative stuff I think, but I sold those at CD trade post to fund my Ebay search for clocks. I listen to Mozart musical instrument digital interfaces online sometimes while I work. I also play three instruments: piano, guitar and clarinet. My old guitar has fallen into disrepair however, if I ever get a job I'll buy a new Ibanez. Speaking of work I have gravitational potential energy equations calling to me (Physics is phun huh? I liked it better when we just watched Apollo 13 in class L.O.L jk). Bye and thanks for reading my longest post ever.
Talk in my flooble chatterbox!

01/22/2004 LOL Brendon got caught playing Minesweeper in class and now has a 50% after only two weeks! I wirte blog in class 4 fun

Moon Fairy
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cryptic note to self: DNT D T EV AGN RN FRM FIBIE BW NW C VOL

LOL, go to Dilbert.com and read today's comic strip.

Rants & Raves from a non-raver: I have a dream!Last night I had a strange dream or a series of dreams that were strangely connected. It began with me telling Meg to call me at her locker, when I left the hall I found myself crouching along a tall circular brick wall. There were arrows flying towards me and knights with swords chraging. There were others with me and they ran forward to try and reach a stair case. Most were skewered and many hit with arrows fell down and were trampled. I escaped and went up the stairs. It was night time now and I was in a garden of some sort. I interviewed a woman who said shew kne Mozart. Then I woke up.

Accoring to the newspaper, researchers not yet developed a coherent theory on the purpose and meaning of dreams. Sigmund Freud suggested that dreams were very symbolic and revealed a person's hidden desires; I doubt it, what would that say about mine? If you're wondering why I only write about my dreams some times it is because these are the ones I remember. Researchers think late-morning dreams are more often remembered because this is when REM (Rapid Eye Movement not the band R.E.M.) sleep periods are the longest and because the brain learns during these times. It has been suggested that dreams are a means of clearing out old junk (in my case it may be scenes I memorized from the movie Timeline) but this theory no longer has much support. While you are awake, one's experiences are stored in a part of the brain called the hippocampus, that is active during REM sleep and replays episodic memories before they are translated into long-term memories stored in an area of the brain's cortex. In ancient times they thought nightmares came from demons, if this is ture I am glad that I purchased that Raptor stun gun on ebay. The dream catcher probably won't hurt either.

Rants & Raves From a Non-Raver: No shirt, no shoes, no idea how I got here.
You know what, [rhetorical question] being a teenager sucks. I wish I could be some other kind of teen. Like the mutant ninja turtle kind, or the "tween" kind in the mall. They say these are supposed to be the best four years of your life (or is it 7 years?) but they are wrong! There is all this stuff I don't know. Like if I'll ever graduate from college and what my life will be like until I die; or at least until I have a mid-life crisis. On the bright side it is good to be young because you have all these opportunities awaiting for you. However it is also damn confusing! You ever see that movie "Big" with Tom Hanks when asks the Zoltar Speaks machine at that carnival. What? Oh yeah I wish I was big, but you know not actually older and closer to dying, just like 30 feet tall.
If you agree, disagree or don't understand what I just typed, feel free to post some kind of message by clicking on the blue word things under this sentence. Talk in my flooble chatterbox!
"Happines...it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Today I purchased some girl scout cookies. I decided to get one box of these two kinds. I should be getting the tasty and over priced cookies soon. They are the lemon kind and carmel delgihts, the only two I like. I also saw the movie "Along Came Polly", thoguht it was pretty good. As far as I knew I was the only one who blotted grease from pizza. See guys, I'm NOT crazy. I loved the part about when bag-pipe-boy "sharted" disgusting but hilarious.
Talk in my flooble chatterbox!

"Life is a big canvas. Throw all the pain on it you can." - Danny Kaye

Rants & Raves From A Non-Raver: Batterires not included, MacGyver and lemons sold separately.
Jack. Jack. Jack of the restroom. Anxious as can be. AahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jack can't can't wait to pee.

I'm a rageaholic, I just can't live without rageahol!" - Homer Simpson

Rants & Raves From a Non-Raver; Kid tested, psycho approved.

You represent... apathy.
You don't really show any emotion. You can be
considered cruel and cold, but you just don't
really care about anything. This is just the
way you are... you're quite a challenge to get
close to, and others may perceive you as
boring.


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(I've been getting kind of lazy lately with the post. For some real insight into to my unique perspectives check out the archives....mmmm archives.

If I were a superhero I would be bat man, the hulk, or freakazoid. Probably not spider man and defintely not super man.

schizoid


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I still exist but for the next couple of days I will take a brief hiatus.

Rants & Raves from a Non-Raver; Now made with REAL human cheese!

VH-1 had that show with all the hotties on it and it just made me think . . . for once. My ideal ladies would have a personality like a mix between Angelina Jolie and Jenny McCarthy. She would look like a combo of Lucy Liu and Jessica Alba. I'd also like to note that the majority of men in the world masturbate (including CEOs). Keep this in mind next business meeting you have where you're shaking everyones hand. Maybe Monk is on to something with the hand wiping. One last request, altough food is biodegradeable, it is still considered littering when you through a half-eaten big mac out of your car window. My advice do it ONLY when passing over a bridge, that way I can have lunch. Talk in my flooble chatterbox!

MMMM CHOCOLATE ORANGES! PEPPERMINT BARK! MOLDY OLD CANDY UNDER CABINET
Talk in my flooble chatterbox!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Rants and Raves from a Non-Raver is typed in front of a live studio audience; Howdy y’all. Today is different day, the one time each year when you do something new and different that you or nobody else has ever done. Today I took the bubble wrap from my recent e-bay purchases and wrapped it around my butt instead of under wear. Whenever I sat down it sounded like Rice Krispies in bizzarro-world were you don't eat the cereal, the cereal eat you. Speaking of things in the vicinity of my ass. I also tried a more proactive approach in courting the ladies. Rather than waiting for them to come to me I asked out a girl named Amber, but to loosen things up first I decided to start things off with a joke. I told her to "pull my finger", and to my great surprise, she did! Never one to disappoint I totally ripped ass in front of her, and her friends. There are no mistakes in life only experiences from which to learn from, what did I learn? Use OTHER joke. Now I share with you other nawlege. My little-adopeted-step-sister asked me today what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her that according to the greedy fucks at the Cinema, I was already grown up and there for able to pay full price, but as for drinking laws I was a child. I told her that "grown ups" were in the eye of the beholder, and based on most people's ideas of maturity I would never grow up. She said "just like Peter pan?" and I said "No tights are uncomfortable, and the only flying I do will be in first class". In other news Taylor peed into an empty bottle of Dr. Green, then forgot about it later and took a sip. Classic taylor momment, according to him it wasn't the first time. END

Today I started the new stuff. Keyboarding was cool, there wasn't any covers on the board like at West so I cheated and finished the assignment quickly. Then I read comic strips and played asteroids online since the teacher couldn't see my screen. (lsob tip: always get there early so you can choose a seat behind the door or in the back). Brendon was also in the class, I may not be able to take it seriously cuz we always end up doing something stupid. In photography last year he flooded the developing sink . I electrocuted myself and farted in the quiet dark room. In keyboarding we found this giant air humidifier thing with tube arms (work with me here, it's strange and I cna't describe it) We laughed cuz it looked really funny. I was gonna hack a loogie in it. Brendon thought it was a good idea to use only two fingers to type. Later I had English and we read this book about vietnam. It was not much of a war book though, the guy mostly talked about how his gf (not guardian force) was a virgin and he regretted not shagging her when he had the chance. Next I had weight training I weigh 148 and my body is 17.5% fat. Interesting. We had a substitute on the FIRST day of creative writing and he told us to do whatever we did yesterday. I just talked and wasted the whole hour. One down, 525,700 hours to go! Speaking of photography Meg is taking it now because her mom wouldn't let her take college algebra, and photography was one of the few classes that hadn't already been picked over.

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Today was my first day back at school after a week long winter break. The classes I had for today's block schedule were French 3, seminar, Physics and U.S. history. My new classes for the semester won't start until tomarrow.
Today I also bought a singing anamatronic fish on ebay. I'm going to mount it over the fire place. I also got a clock that counts down to the next millenium. I looked back at my first blog entry in celebration of my anniversery of doing something and have concluded that when I typed the entry I must have been on speed. I do not use drugs but, this makes me wonder if there was just one time that I must have forgoteen about.
"Hate the player because the player doesn't have to play the game." - Me
"Just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you should act like one." - Myself also
"I don't waste time, I recycle it." - I

Why must they always cancel the television shows that I enjoy? Damnit TV Funhouse was good!

Why do I feel this way? I'm outgoing, but not exactly what you would call a people person. I'm just not familiar with a lot of our culture's nuances so people tend to misinterpret my behavior. It's okay. I don't really care what children, adults or my peers feel about me. . .but old people! I have no idea why, but I just can't be comfortable around seniors, and guess whos coming to dinner. My step-sisters grandma is visting shes nice and less strange compared to mine but open minded and out spoken guy that I am I can't help worring that suddenly I'll just start yelling; "When I'm your age I hope I die from a heart attack while having sex with a lady my age" "Instead of clothes we should all wear edible spandex." "Maybe they're both right, maybe God and gods are the same. Like this guy I know who is schizophrenic". Maybe it's just my grandmother but she has so many strong feelings about hos the world should be and anything contrary to that is evil, yes evil. . . I do't even know anyone who even uses that word unless they're joking. I just can't handle those disaproving stares. I gritted my teeth through the movie Broke Down Palace last night. I managed not to say "Why didn't she just bitch slap that thai chick?" or "If they both fucked the aussie dude then how come we didn't see it, and was it a threesome?". I did get to see Groundhog Day later that night. Everyone I speak to either love the movie or hate it. Generally it is the stupid people who hate it, but not always. I love it because it shows, to a watered down degree, exactly what I would do in such a situation. Geez it would probably take me 100 years to get out of the loop. But I'd love every minute of it, for me the worst day to get stuk in wwould be Columbus Day or Valentines Day. I have fond memories of a Groundhog day, years ago my favorite Sonic video game came out on that day for Sega. I still remember playing it with my brother early that morning before school.
" I got mail, I got mail. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" - Special Ed Crank Yankers

And thats the whole story. Later I was watching this Dawson's Creek tape and noticed when the blonde chick woke up from a night of sex the sheet was covering her chest, but not the guy Pasey or Casey or whatever. And I wondered, is this just a TV thing or do women IRL always shy away from sight like that. I mean if a dude just boned you...Its nothing he hasn't seen already. It's not like he hasn't already seen the Two Towers or the volcanic pit of Mount Doom. It was, about time we finally got Saddam. Now that he is gone I wonder if his rat-hole manager is renting, I'm low on cash and would like a place of my own. Congratulations to NASA on their success with the MERs and Stardust mission. I have ADHD. Chicken fingers.

I need a job. Badly. The holidays have drained my savings account I don't even have change in my Sharper Image coin sorter bank. One problem, I've never worked before and apparently no one is interested in hiring someone without work experience. The fact that I'm a loner doesn't help either. People always tell me that to get a job you have to "know" somebody. Well, who the fuck am I gonna list as a reference? My grandpa, my dog, that dude over there? Hell, I don't know anyone! And you can forget my grandpa, no family is allowed. Last month I applied at like a million places. Dillions, Hastings, Best Buy, Electronics Boutique, Food 4 Less, the Jones Store, Movie Theaters, Circuit City, Baskin & Robins. . . okay 9 places, whatever. Still no one calls me. It could almost drive a person to drug dealing, except, where does one find drungs? I'm guessing not the yellow pages. Oh well I'm really pissed off right now. So I'm going to leave now and look for spare change under the couch see ya.

"You have to spend money to make money, but you need money to spend money!" - Daddy Day Care

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Today I did some stuff and then typed it in this blank.

"What you don't know won't hurt you, it'll kill you. Like if they tell you you're going to showers, but they turn out not to be showers." - Woody Allen

Captain's Blog: Stardate 1.01-2004
I spent New Years even in the sacred LSOB tradition. Ate pizza bagels, burned a CD of this years best music, purchased a new PS2 game with gift cards, watched MTV's New Years thing and taped Futurama on cartoon netwrok. The only thing I didn't do was drag my drunk brother up the stairs around 2:00. That's only because hes back at his own place this time. I'm sure hes pretty wasted there, would call but the sound of a ringing cell phone might split his head open. I on the other hand am fully awake enjoying my diet green tea and surfing between HBO's Sex and The City Marathon, and the Sci-Fi channel's Twilight Zone marathon. I'm not big on black and white shows usually but the twilight shoow is just so perfect, who could resist. Well good bye, and good luck with the new year thats all for tonight's run on sentences, I'm off to read other blogs and play Max Payne. The Twilight Zone Marathon is over, guess I can get outta bed now.
New Year's Resolutions: 1. Cure insomnia 2. touch a boobie

Okay boys and girls I'm ready to hit the hay, but before I do answer me this: Is it so weird to wear your clothes to bed? I have always worn my clothes to bed. However, my mother has recently informed me that this is wrong. I've noticed the way people change before sleeping. My brother sleeps in boxers, my dad sleeps in boxer-briefs (really gross to see) sister wears flannel pants and some old shirt and little step-sister wears pajamas. I used to wear PJs but now I use them to wax my car. Now I wear my all-purpose "uniform" as Meg calls it, blue jeans, a dark gray sweater, a light gray t-shirt, black toe socks and South Park boxers.(during the day this includes white Adidas shoes with the soles stapeled and duct taped on) Mom thinks I should put on something more comfortable. This is strange to me beacuse, I always dress for comfort and secondly because the only time people say "why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable" is in pornos. I have never felt uncomfortable sleeping this way, and I know there must be others beside bums who do this, if you do please let me know.