One of these days...
One day I hope I have enough money to design a house like this. "Click" the lazy-link. http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/duh/index.html
Today was a little hectic. I was very busy, with an unexpected number of projects in Mythology and especially in Computer Mastery, of course. Mom told me that a good way to help relieve some pressure would be to take one class pass/fail. Which means we get credit for the course but the grade doesn't affect our grade point average positively or negatively. Given my current (and growing) disdain for my computer/business teacher I planned on using this privilege for computer mastery. However I thought Government might be a better choice. So I got the form from the counselor's office and took it to the government room. Once there I remembered that Mr. Smith quit so I convinced the substitute teacher to sign it. Then went back to the counselor's office. The counselor told me I needed Government to graduate, it was my only required class and we couldn't use the form for required classes. So I left and went to French 4 and tried to get me Walsh to sign it. She said she thought my grade would improve once she graded my homework and told me not to worry about it. So I erased all the stuff for government and French and decided to have Mrs. Hageyman (computer teacher) sign it. But passing time was over and I had to go to the Library for proctoring. I filled out several hundred book orders and shelved books as quickly as possible. Library assistant was my last class before school was out. This was the last day that you could take advantage of the pass/fail thing and it had to be turned in prior to 3:00 (relieve some stress my ass!) with about 15 minutes to spare I finished my library work. Picked up my form and realized that it also needed a parent's signature. I called Mom via cellphone and she stopped by briefly to sign it on her way to lunch. I went outside so she could sign it. She did and I came back to the school. The door I went out (the side door) was locked from the outside so I had to walk all the way around the school campus to the front door to get in. On my way to her class I passed Mrs. Hageyman in the hall and she stopped me to whine about how three days ago I walked through her room to use the side door to get into another class. After her bitching I told her to sign the sheet and she said it was too messy (there were smudges from all the other classes and names I had erased with "erasable" ink) so I tore it up threw it away and went back to get a fresh one from the counselor's office. Filled it out correctly then looked at the paper scraps so I could forge my Mom's signature back on it (I forgot about this...) Then went back to computer mastery (actually that hour it was comp. Applications) and asked her to sign it again. She scribbled her signature on it and shat something out of her mouth like "not to bother her during other classes when she had to answer questions" then I took it back to the counselor's office. Just in time. Of course I had to weave my way through several sophomores who were running around like chicken with their heads cut off trying to find the printer they used and save stuff before the end of class (So apparently Mrs. Hageyman's poor planning is not something she reserves for computer mastery). Good news, I have a 98% in Foods 2 and angel food cake came out great. My mythology allusions project got 100% So yeah, Mrs. Hageyman you suck. Your son is mini-homo who looks like a member of Hanson. You're husband is a nazi and you're a bucked-toothed pompous windbag who wears floral print dresses and giant tennis shows. Expect a giant glob of loogie or spermy goodness with your next coffee. "Your choice."
Today was a little hectic. I was very busy, with an unexpected number of projects in Mythology and especially in Computer Mastery, of course. Mom told me that a good way to help relieve some pressure would be to take one class pass/fail. Which means we get credit for the course but the grade doesn't affect our grade point average positively or negatively. Given my current (and growing) disdain for my computer/business teacher I planned on using this privilege for computer mastery. However I thought Government might be a better choice. So I got the form from the counselor's office and took it to the government room. Once there I remembered that Mr. Smith quit so I convinced the substitute teacher to sign it. Then went back to the counselor's office. The counselor told me I needed Government to graduate, it was my only required class and we couldn't use the form for required classes. So I left and went to French 4 and tried to get me Walsh to sign it. She said she thought my grade would improve once she graded my homework and told me not to worry about it. So I erased all the stuff for government and French and decided to have Mrs. Hageyman (computer teacher) sign it. But passing time was over and I had to go to the Library for proctoring. I filled out several hundred book orders and shelved books as quickly as possible. Library assistant was my last class before school was out. This was the last day that you could take advantage of the pass/fail thing and it had to be turned in prior to 3:00 (relieve some stress my ass!) with about 15 minutes to spare I finished my library work. Picked up my form and realized that it also needed a parent's signature. I called Mom via cellphone and she stopped by briefly to sign it on her way to lunch. I went outside so she could sign it. She did and I came back to the school. The door I went out (the side door) was locked from the outside so I had to walk all the way around the school campus to the front door to get in. On my way to her class I passed Mrs. Hageyman in the hall and she stopped me to whine about how three days ago I walked through her room to use the side door to get into another class. After her bitching I told her to sign the sheet and she said it was too messy (there were smudges from all the other classes and names I had erased with "erasable" ink) so I tore it up threw it away and went back to get a fresh one from the counselor's office. Filled it out correctly then looked at the paper scraps so I could forge my Mom's signature back on it (I forgot about this...) Then went back to computer mastery (actually that hour it was comp. Applications) and asked her to sign it again. She scribbled her signature on it and shat something out of her mouth like "not to bother her during other classes when she had to answer questions" then I took it back to the counselor's office. Just in time. Of course I had to weave my way through several sophomores who were running around like chicken with their heads cut off trying to find the printer they used and save stuff before the end of class (So apparently Mrs. Hageyman's poor planning is not something she reserves for computer mastery). Good news, I have a 98% in Foods 2 and angel food cake came out great. My mythology allusions project got 100% So yeah, Mrs. Hageyman you suck. Your son is mini-homo who looks like a member of Hanson. You're husband is a nazi and you're a bucked-toothed pompous windbag who wears floral print dresses and giant tennis shows. Expect a giant glob of loogie or spermy goodness with your next coffee. "Your choice."
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