I don't need no f'n title!

Argh. I finally worked up the nerve to ask this one girl out and it turns out she is a lesbian. Yep. Didn't believe her at first, I thought it was just an excuse to get rid of me; but later I was checking out the webring on a friend's blog and stumbled on to hers. Evidently she was telling the truth, damn it! Why are the cool girls always lesbians? I knew there was something different about that chick, it's always the artsy one ya know. I guess gaydar works both ways.

Okay, I'm going to go watch Ripley's Believe It Or Not.