Unnecessary Snow Day

School was cancelled today on account of snow and freezing rain. Too bad I had the day off anyway. Like many seniors I have only a few classes remaining. So half of the week I don't even need to go to school (until my college course begins in about a week). The class I'm taking is actually called English 101. Yeah, 101 as in the number used in all those classroom parody pornos. Now I finally get it. While waiting in the bookstore I read part of the textbook. It's NyQuil. I've never seen anything so dull in my entire life. I fucking hate English classes. They are worthless. I'm going to get a list of all the people who majored in English in college and bludgeon them to death with big dictionaries.

I've never watched so much non-cable TV in my life. I don't even know what non cable TV is called. Both a new Lost and the two-hour season premier of Alias (*drool* I'm totally diggin' The Chin with her faux-Russian accent)

The Family and I roasted marshmallows in the living room fireplace and made s'mores. I gave one to Rocky sans the chocolate. . . . .Don't tell Mom.