Wednesday, December 29, 2004

A Purely Emotional Post

FROM M-W.com: One entry found for cabin fever.
Main Entry: cabin fever
Function: noun
: extreme irritability and restlessness from living in isolation or a confined indoor area for a prolonged time

I was going to do general here's the shit I did today post, which would include work blah blah blah, slepp blah blah blah, the moives I saw.....etc(Yeah, I'll mix it up a little).

But I just can't!

I can't sit still and think out the post. I can't even go back and fill in what I did because I'm so damn hyper. I'm not even gonna try to use correct grammer becuase I can barely make my self sit here and punch the keys.

You see I haven't really gone or done anything in the last, oh...three days. I'm starting to loose it. I think I actually need school I mean, I'm going crazy. Ya wanna hear this song I made up?

I've got cabin fever, WOOT!
I've got cabin fever, WOOT!
I've got cabin fever, WOOT!
I've got cabin fever, WOOT!
I've got cabin fever, WOOT!
I've got cabin fever, WOOT!

Hmmm, it probably would have been easier to just copy and paste that but I need to burn off the energy baby! I even tried masturbating (I know, big surprise) bu that only cured me for like two minutes after cumming. plus I never ran out this time......it was kind of strange.....

ANYWAY I made up a dance you can use if you ever feel the same, here are the steps:
1. Spring up out of your chair with both hands in the air and yell "I've got cabin fever, yeah!" (you can use whatever end word feels most natural to you.....this would be interesting on an international scale)
2. Hop on to your left foot and place your right arm in the air bent at a 90* angle
3(2). Hop on to your right foor and stick your left arm into the air, bending at the elbow to make a right angle.
4. Repeat steps 1-2-2. Do it really fast and continue to chant as you do. Do it fast enough so that steps 1-3 become all mixed up and crazy, make strange faces as you do this.

If you're trapped somewhere with several friends you can form a conga line.

If all else fails take your dog for a walk, then come home and masturabte to internet porn. I reccomend pussy dot org. They have good variety, even some stuff for chicks.

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