Just Dropping By

Hi. Is anyone interested in marring me? Male or female, doesn't matter. I just realized I'll get like 2x more money back with taxes. Interesting thing.....these taxes. Seriously, ladies. Contact me. We don't ever have to see each other again after the "wedding". I just want the monetary benefits. I'll update some old post and list later. Promise.

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