I'm Never Having Kids

Once everyone left Elle immediately declared, "I can do whatever I want" and started throwing random objects against the room. She's obviously just doing it for attention. I'd sure love to give her my special brand of attention but Marty and Mom are stupid and not giving me the authoritah I need to police this little gremlin. If she were my kid she'd git a three-hour spanking with a splintery two-by-four.