And then......

Today I went to school and then I came up with a great plan. I believe I mentioned Ms. Bonner in an earlier post. She is that pain in the ass teacher with OCD. Anyway, this one guy got in trouble with her today because he kept pushing shift and making these beeping noises. She called him childish, deducted 50 points and numerous other things (I was eavesdropping of course, very entertaining) but that is not my point. She is one of those teachers who do not handle a crisis very well. Which assuming you get away with hit, can make for a lot of fun. It was during her lecturing of this kid that I noticed she had four portable air conditioning units surrounding her desk and a fan underneath it, they were all set to 70 degrees. They're pretty small I think it would be hilarious to take one. It's just about the right size to fit in my duffel bag that I use for weight training but it looks kind of heavy. I think maybe I could convince Brendan to cause a distraction, like fake a fight or something. He told me he would laugh if I took the AC. Or I could hide in the room when she left for lunch then throw it out the window and climb out later. It would be so fun, just imagine all the things you can do with AC. I could smash it in the street with a sledgehammer, throw it in the swimming pool, and sell it on e-bay. Hey, I could even use it as it was intended, put it right next to my bed and turn it on full blast until frost starts to crystallize on my stubble. I talked to Derrick today; he said that now that I have a new car I should trash my old one even more so that I could put it on that show Pimp My Ride. He suggested I rip out the seat and replace it with a folding chair and bash out the windows with bricks. Ah, English. It's now one of favorite classes because Selma is in it. She is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. Seriously, there are a lot of hotties at my school but she’s different it's like comparing the women in those cheap porno magazines at gas stations to the breathtaking marble statues we used to laugh at in the museum. But that's actually not first attracted me to her, she is the only one in class who asks really good questions or makes interesting comments. Ones that I would have made myself or am totally surprised by, it was not soon after this I started to notice how cute she was to. So eventually I'm going to ask her out. Eventually. About half the girls I've asked out said no, and the ones that said yes I really wasn't interested in but I knew they were into me so I'm really not sure how to go about it without the same thing happening again. We watched President Bush give a speech on TV which was strange because it was in our hometown, every other time you seem him you think, oh D.C. but this time he was right down the street. Most people seemed thrilled to see JK there, probably a sign of things to come. There were other celebrities and politicians there as well. Many students skipped class to go attend, I didn't go; it actually seemed kind of dull. Not everyone agreed though as this dialogue will show.
Mrs. Hahn: Should I turn this off or do you want keep watching?
Me: Yes.
Tori: No.
Me: Well she said we were going to read those sections covered on the final today so-
Tori: THEN READ THEM YOURSELF!
Me:oookay
Dayle: Can we watch something else?
*silence*
Mrs. Hahn: *goes to the weather briefly than goes back*
Learned an interesting fact today, live TV isn't really live it's delayed by 5 minutes. According to Todd anyway. If that's true what were the guys at the Super bowl doing during that 5 minutes when Janet's boob popped out to say hi?
I called Jen to confirm my work schedule for this week, someone was supposed to call and let me know in advance but no one did. I have to work Tuesday and Saturday but not very long, hopefully I'll get my shirt by then. Well I've got work to do so I guess I'll end the post here. HERE.


"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein