Day Gone By
We had a sub in Computer Mastery today. It was that old guy who stares at you for a long time and said he was a Republican, and voted for Bush because when he was growing up everyone was a Republican. Oookay, so if your all friends wanted to do the political equivalent of jumping off a bridge, would you? Apparently. Jesus man, think for your self. And if you still come up as Bush supporter, well, find someone smarter to think for you.
I want to be rich and fuck lots of women and spend my money on insane mostly useless inventions and perilous adventures when I grow up.....if ever. Is there a job for that? Our school counselor doesn't think so. Man being school counselor is like the easiest job in the world. All you have to do is sit in an office, print out class schedules, report cards and then send ACT info to colleges that students write down. Half the time I come into the counseling Center they are just lounging on the couch watching Passions or Oprah on TV. And petting the dog. Yes our school has a therapy pup. Labrador, really cute. Oh yeah and they like to eat cheerleader candy.
They just finished adding onto the space museum in Hutchison, Kansas, I remember that place. We went on a field trip there in fourth grade. It was pretty cool. In fact it was the only thing cool about that town. Hutch is basically a black hole in the state, people there actually die of boredom. Look in the obituaries.
Jake: Hey, do you know this one guy....Damn I can't remember his name.
Me: What's he look like?
Jake: He has crazy hair.
Me: Ah, Aj.
Jake: No, but he always hangs out with that guy! He doesn't have foot long dreadlocks sticking out everywhere it's just really messy. He also has bad acne.
Me: Is he white or black?
Jake: White. We call him Radio cuz he always has a radio by his ear *laughs*
Me: Jason?
Jake: Yeah that's him! I told him I worked here and he said he knew you from High. *laughs* he also said that you tried to smash his hand with a sledge hammer, and make a car from..... croutons?
Me: Long story. And it was just a regular hammer...and I wasn't serious.
I want to be rich and fuck lots of women and spend my money on insane mostly useless inventions and perilous adventures when I grow up.....if ever. Is there a job for that? Our school counselor doesn't think so. Man being school counselor is like the easiest job in the world. All you have to do is sit in an office, print out class schedules, report cards and then send ACT info to colleges that students write down. Half the time I come into the counseling Center they are just lounging on the couch watching Passions or Oprah on TV. And petting the dog. Yes our school has a therapy pup. Labrador, really cute. Oh yeah and they like to eat cheerleader candy.
They just finished adding onto the space museum in Hutchison, Kansas, I remember that place. We went on a field trip there in fourth grade. It was pretty cool. In fact it was the only thing cool about that town. Hutch is basically a black hole in the state, people there actually die of boredom. Look in the obituaries.
Jake: Hey, do you know this one guy....Damn I can't remember his name.
Me: What's he look like?
Jake: He has crazy hair.
Me: Ah, Aj.
Jake: No, but he always hangs out with that guy! He doesn't have foot long dreadlocks sticking out everywhere it's just really messy. He also has bad acne.
Me: Is he white or black?
Jake: White. We call him Radio cuz he always has a radio by his ear *laughs*
Me: Jason?
Jake: Yeah that's him! I told him I worked here and he said he knew you from High. *laughs* he also said that you tried to smash his hand with a sledge hammer, and make a car from..... croutons?
Me: Long story. And it was just a regular hammer...and I wasn't serious.
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