Thursday, December 09, 2004

Sleepless In Second Hour

"Don Juan, Hot Shots: Part Deux, The Trumpeter of the Swans, The Astronaut's Wife, and Nine Months. No wonder these movies are 5.99." - Jake
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Last night I had this terribly long lab report to do in AP Chem regarding periodic trends for valence electrons, atomic radii, electron affinity and effective nuclear charge. It was our pages long, not including the graph and since I hadn't had the opportunity to read the chapter I was behind and lost while doing most of it. I had to back track a lot to find stuff out. At the end of my library proctor time I managed to get a small start on it but in addition to chemistry I also had to do a short French 4 assignment (My worst class, I don't know how to say that), J'ai une petit devoir francais quatre aussi? This work load was only slighter greater than most days, so normally it would have not been a problem. Except today I had to work from 5:00pm - 11:00 pm. Which meant that I would be spending my usual 7-10:30 homework time instead, to scan coupons and computer packages. The monotony of the situation was not lessened by the knowledge that when I got home I would have to read nearly an entire chapter on the quantum mechanical model of the atom and look up every other word in a English/French dictionary when I try to write a simple sentence.

A Christmas CD over the PA for what seemed to be an infinite number of cycles, then finally we caught a break when whoever was running the music put in the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack (if you'd call that a break). One thing I have learned is that the vast majority of people have identical personalities. They are only capable of spitting out phrases almost like an answering machine or one of those toys with the pull string.
"Wow that's a big receipt."
"How many tree did you kill with that?" *moronic giggling*
Shut the fuck up you retards.
It sucks because EVERY SINGLE one of those cockroaches says it. Before I worked at best buy, I shopped there and I never once paid attention to how long the receipt was. If you're going to force conversation on the busy cashier at least be creative. The receipt has more on it than just those piece of shit Leap-frog learning games and that Lindsay Lohan (you uberfags)CD you bought. It has the time you bought it, how you paid for it and also states our return policy so when you come back into the store with the unwrapped Lindsay Lohan, after burning several copies for all your wanker friends, and try to return it for cash back; we'll know to throw your fat ass out. One last rant. The next person who says "Thank you much" instead of "Thank you very much" or hell why not just "Thanks" I'm going to rip open your chest and shit in your lungs. Sorry, I'm just pissed because some jerk left a porno on TV in the break room and now we have parental controls on the big screen. Meaning I couldn't see The Matrix: Revolutions because it's 'R' rated. I understand why they fired the guy but must we all suffer just so the high school girls working here won't run home crying if they catch a glimpse of a pigtailed chick 'bout their age getting her anus reamed by someone who likes an x-con?

So anyway, all bad things come to an end. My shift ended and I went home and started home work. I was determined to finish and turn in completed assignments so I stayed up all night to do them, then check over my work and assure it's perfection. Not one wink I slept. Until around 7:00 am; I had just finished my homework and I figured I catch maybe 30 minutes worth of Zs before leaving for T-High. Well Mom wasn't going to have any of this. She thought that I would sleep through first hour and after she banged on the door, flicked the lights on and off, threw cold water on me and screamed. She finally just dragged me out of bed around 7:30, the time I would have gotten up anyway after a really quip nap. She insisted she drive me to school because she thought I would fall asleep on the wheel. Way to tired to argue, I agreed. Which later turned out to be a huge mistake. I keep most of my books and materials in my car. So when it came time to hand in that Lab report I didn't have it. I'll have to turn it in late for 10% off. On the bright side we got out quantum number worksheet back and I did so well I earned 14/10 in extra credit points. Back to the dark side, because I could not go out to lunch I had to eat in the cafeteria. The lunchlady food gurgled in my stomach then gave me the runs. I was late to French 4 on account of the shits. Then to make things even more fun Mme Walsh decided not collect the assignment I stayed up to work on because she was busy grading something else. All for nothing. I kept falling asleep during classes. All day long I would start out taking notes in class then wake up in a pool of my own drool as the bell rang. Luckily I had Jacqueline to tell me what happened when I was out, thanks you little-Daria-ish-girl-you!

Gillian called me and asked me to take her work shift on Saturday from 8AM - 5PM so that she can decorate for our school's Winter Quasi-Formal Whatchamacallit. I agreed reluctantly but as always, I guess I need the money. To end this on a fun note there were some advantages to staying up all night. A) It was peaceful B) I had time to eat breakfast C) I got saw the sun rise D) I got to see Liz in clingy PJs.

Joshua: Hey Nate, guess what?!
Me: Chicken butt?
Joshua: No-what? Ha ha. I got a date to semi-formal, and she's really hot.
Me: Who's the lucky lady?
Joshua: Her name is Kristy.
Me: I think I know her. Does she have brown hair, kinda skinny?
Joshua: Yeah, she's freakin hot!
Me: *nods* She helps out in Library with me last hour. I always gave her the books on the bottom shelf so I could check out her ass when she bends over. I was going to ask her but I didn't.
Joshua: The early bird gets the worm.
Me: Guess so! Not bad for a guy who reminds me of a leprechaun. You're my hero.

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i hope kristy wasn't the girl you were talking about before? cause that would suck... like the runs. *cringe* i'm planning on doing the same tonight, if it makes you feel any better when you wake up from your lovely extended sleep. have a good dream or two for once
jessica | 12.10.04 - 12:13 am | #

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No it wasn't, Kristy is cute but she has a really boring personality. It'd be like dating a bonsai tree or a potted cactus. I had a dream, but I don't remember it .

So, what are you studying? Hope it's interesting!
lsob | 12.11.04 - 1:58 am | #

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studying? ummmmmm.... well i'm taking world issues, religion, food & nutrition & international law. although the 1st and 4th classes sound interesting, they are not.
jessica | 12.11.04 - 5:02 pm | #

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Really? The second is the only one I'd be interested in, International Law sounds like NyQuil.
lsob | 12.13.04 - 12:44 am | #

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