Sizzling

I'm not sure if it's the heat or the humidity, probably both, but the weather outside has become really unbearable really fast. It was so hot today that when I reached for my keys at the gas station they burned my hand, the metal on my sunglasses burned my face, and when I opened some chapstick left in my car in spilled out. I'm pissed off because the attire required for my job ensures that I will look like one giant sweat stain everywhere I go. However I finally figured out what ties are for, wiping off your forehead.