Hurts Like The Dickens
Didn't do too much today. Just the usual Sunday activities: homework, TV, sleep, newspaper.
During some downtime, I decided to shave my pubic area. Just for the hell of it. I've never done this before, so before getting the razor I started off barber style, with scissors. I went well, for a time. I was almost completely done when my phone rang. I looked up, and at the same time squezzed the handle on the scissors. BIG MISTAKE.
BIG. MIS. TAKE!
I sliced off some skin on my testicles.
I screamed and slipped backwards in the shower.
It wasn't the most painful injury I've ever had, but it is definately the most annoying. It's in a very sensitive location.
So as I sit here typing, I currently have Neosporin and a large Band-Aid with dinosuars on it wrapped around my balls.
Aw man I am not looking foreward to changing this in the morning after I sh-OWWW-oops. moved.
Shower.
During some downtime, I decided to shave my pubic area. Just for the hell of it. I've never done this before, so before getting the razor I started off barber style, with scissors. I went well, for a time. I was almost completely done when my phone rang. I looked up, and at the same time squezzed the handle on the scissors. BIG MISTAKE.
BIG. MIS. TAKE!
I sliced off some skin on my testicles.
I screamed and slipped backwards in the shower.
It wasn't the most painful injury I've ever had, but it is definately the most annoying. It's in a very sensitive location.
So as I sit here typing, I currently have Neosporin and a large Band-Aid with dinosuars on it wrapped around my balls.
Aw man I am not looking foreward to changing this in the morning after I sh-OWWW-oops. moved.
Shower.
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