Fight Club!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla According to Quizilla, the movie I belong in is Fight Club. Not surprising, my friends are always telling me this movie kicks ass. I watched part of it on HBO and thought it was lame but I might rent it agian and give it another chance. Or maybe I'll start my own fight club. I have some metal rings that would be good for face bashin'. You can weld your own. Did anyone see how to make the coolo car battery welder on Macgyver yesterday? Did anyone see that Simple Life marathon on Fox yesterday? Nicole and Paris arent all that hot, I think Nicole is kinda grody and Paris is a big time skank. But they're still cool cuz they are so fun loving. I always wanted to wear those big stupid sonic suits and it was funny when they messed up the sign. I was pissed at fox for censoring out Paris' butt cleavege, when I saw those low riding jeans I nearly launched out of my La-z-Boy!

Captain's Blog : Supplemental 2003.12-30

Wow, my inner child is 16 years old. About one year younger than my actual age. Thanks for the interesting but probably BS test Rtl.cheerleeder, now I'm off to find more fun things to do on the web. You know other than that, yeah that. Speaking of captain's blogs here an interesting fact you may not have been aware of. That hot older lady from Sex and the City, she was on Star Trek! Surprised? That makes two of us.

. . . .And that's why I think MacGyver is the best show ever produced.
Oh, hello. Did anyone see that Christmas special for The Simpsons when Homer got that talking astrolabe. Awesome. About the updates, I added this. THIS. . . language-thingy. You type stuff in the box and it comes out in another language. This should help us get over those language barriers; like in Ready to Rumble when Dave said "buenos nachos" instead of "buenos noches" and like on the Family Guy when Peter said "Bon Jovi" instead of "Bon Jour" HA HA HA, LMFAO! Thanks AV!

The Great Gatsby blows. All the looser ever does is stand around on the West Egg and get a hard-on when ever Gatsby comes out of his mansion. I wish he'd just slap this bitchy Daisy chick and make man love with Gatsby, and get it over with. I hate this damn book. The sequence of events seem real screwed up too, like someone who tells a story then forgets something and goes back to fill it in. Oh yeah and here is something for the ongoing dream project I've started:I awoke from a typical dream, the dream was just about me conversing with some guy at the airport KCI about why video phones hadn't caught on yet, some kid was playing catch with an Elmo doll, it looked really funny watching it fly over the wall and then drop back down behind it. My talking atomic clock announced that it was 6:00 then I went back to bed.

"There will be no white flag above my door, I'm in love and always will be" - Dido
"Lets fly the White Flag of War" - Zap Brannigan Futurama

I just woke up from a bizzare dream. I dreamed that my brother and I were driving down an infinitely long highway towards a gas sation in an old VW van, upon reaching the station we met and old childhood (Ty) friend who said his dad was dying of some terrible disease. Our friend was the same age as he was when we last saw him but we were our normal ages. Just then his father came out of the bathroom and ttold us to take good care of him. I freaked out and ran away eventually coming to a computer store where I got online an attempted to buy a little hovercraft. I lost the bid and fled angrily. Upon leaving the store I found out that I had turned into the female version of my self. A different looking male version of my self who was addicted to Tom Hanks movies and energy drinks, he tried to take me on a date and we were in the mall shopping when he got the bright idea to propose to me...a Lord of The Rings wedding. I screamed and ran to the door where I found the hovercraft and flew out the door. Upon lifting in the sky I noticed that there were two moons, a green cresent one and a full blue one. I looked down to see that I was male agian and took out a laser gun of some sort.. It became morning agian and I flew along a street called MCC300 blowing up colleges and museums in the San Fransico area. Then my alarm clock went off and I awoke. . .WTF?! This happens a lot when I eat before I sleep. I do not know why. So from now on no more microwaved leftover pizza, or if I do eat then I should at least stay up and watch 7 Days before falling asleep.

Greetings, I've been meaning to call a body shop but oh, I am sooo lazy.
Today was a good day. I drove for the first time in about three months, with some minor repairs on my part it ran fine. Except for the clunking sound I heard whenever I switch gears, the broken headlight that shines into the sky blinding everyone like a spotlight a Planet Hollywood, the hood which looks like a smashed beer can and right front fender with seven big dents in it and Oh yeah! Whenever you start the car it smells like you're inside of a gas chamber. I was afraid it might die on me but it lasted long all the way to Burger King so I could get my cini-minis and OJ. I also finished that thing where youput paper bags with sand in your front yard and light candles in 'em. It kinda sucks cuz thats like the only decoration our house has and everyone else has these classy looking white or blue lights, AND aas of now only two other houses are participating in the lumi-thing program. END
"And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night" - Jim Carey (I guess he skipped good morning cuz he normally gets up at noon like me) LSOB

Captain's blog: Supplemental
Stuff I should have said in the first post. Ok about me, I have no true favorite color but personality test say it's black, the color of perfection. My room however is in shades of gray, light gray walls dark gray carpet and I drive a beige car. On my walls there are two pictures, one is a photograph of the NYC skyline pre-Sept. 11 2001, the other is a painting called "Nighthawks". My computer wallpaper used to be a clouds, then it was a nude woman, then it was a picture of the Enola Gay, now it is a Dilbert comic strip. This computer is black. I have a dog, a cat and I would like to get some new tropical fish to replace the ones I used to have. I used to try to catch squirrels in the back yard with cardboard boxes. My favorite food is pepperoni and italian suasage pizza. I like The Simpsons, The Family Guy, and South Park. I like The Matrix, Groundhog Day and Matchstick Men. I like naming things I like or dislike in groups of, Three. Most. Times. I hate the 1970s and the 1950s. I like the 1980s and the 1960s. I love the future, and dislike the past. I play tree instruments; piano, guitar and clarinet. I have never been married and I have never had a girlfriend. I have one older brother and two step sisters. Can you profile the LSOB? Guess what age, appearance and region I live in or anything else and you could win a job well done.(some are more obvious than others) E-mail your guess to paperplate5@yaho.com I always like to do this when I read blogs with no pictures, the reason I haven't posted one is cuz I don't know how.
You are OTHER.You probably are pretty cool but i
dont know because you mostly chose other or none of the above.


What clique do you belong in?
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(Continued) ASE-Type questions for Auto-Tech3 and left for the second floor so that I could turn in my extra credit paper for Physics. In this assignment we were supposed to write a two-page biography on a physicist whom we selected in class. I chose Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck from the board although at the time I had no idea who he was. I completely forgot about this assignment until the night before and as a result stayed up to 1:30 am to finish it. Despite the way a quickly threw the report together I learned a lot of interesting stuff about the guy; like that he was the one who came up with Planck’s constant (this should have been a given) the thing I used last year in chemistry all the time. Other interesting facts include that when he began studying physics in 1870-something a professor told him that physics was a nearly complete science with little room for further discoveries, I also thought it was cool that his son attempted to assassinate Hitler, however he failed and was executed. After turning in the extra-credit I went to the library and read Newsweek and The New Yorker, I sat next to a talkative bunch of kids playing a game with Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I thought this was unusual for a high-school crowd but didn’t say anything. If a certain friend of mine had been there I could have expected her to call them geeks or something, she likes naming people like how the guy her ex-boyfriend hangs out with is “such a looser” and not just 'cuz she's jealous of the time they spend together or anything. Myself on the other hand, I like to keep a more open mind. Months ago when I had nothing better to do they invited me to play a game called dungeons and dragons with them while the “DM” was gone. I played it once and thought it was lame as fuck. However it was polite of them to ask, and if they enjoy it that certainly doesn’t make them bad people just because I don’t. I suppose my friend isn’t so bad either, when we first met a bunch of us were making typical small talk and I managed to blurt out how I wanted to be cryogenically preserved in liquid nitrogen after my death. The general response I got to that is a blunt “freak” or “weirdo”. She however, just smiled and continued speaking with me. Well that concludes this extra long post, now that I’m finally free on break you’ll likely see more of this length but for now I must go. –LSOB
“Look Lisa, diamond-vision!” – Bart in The Simpsons episode with Jane Goodall

Hello, sorry for not posting Monday it has been a long two days. I arrived at school today at 7:50 as usual even though it didn't start until 9:30 because of the finals schedule. This was okay because I had some finals that I really needed to study for. I used an empty able in the cafeteria to do so; finding one was difficult because most had food on it. The faculty was there early for a holiday party or something; one of the old lunch counter dudes was playing Christmas carols on the accordion. This of course, took me by surprise. I liked being able to observe the teachers and administrators in their natural environment. They even formed "cliques" just like anyone else would. It was interesting not because I had previously assumed they all congregated together, but because until then I was unsure about whom each one liked to hang out with. Turns out my initial thoughts were true, the teachers mainly talked with people who taught the same subject. I guess you bond with those who have similar interest as you, though personally I try to reach out to different types of people pretty often. I finished my (I'll finish THIS later, right now I want to see Will and Grace...One of the drawbacks of being lazy and a TV addict c ya)

Just doing some behind the scenes work, all the times were two hours behind. Switched it to central. I'm also trying to spruce up the blog with some color, pictures and audio but I'm kinda HTML-illiterate.

Hey, I'm back. It has been a long day. A very long day. I stayed up till 3:00 last night watching TV as usual, the most pathetic part was that they were all reruns. It is my one great addiction. That, and the other universal time waster of men. I studied for three different final exams today from 12:00 (about the time I woke) to 10:00 (ten minutes ago). Vast amounts of study time can have drastic effects on one's energy level, even a spaztic guy like me...Hell just look at my other posts, I didn't even sit still in the chair half the time. Too busy spinning around or dancing to music. Well I did accomplish somethings today I cooked a Freschetta brick oven pizza. I LOVE these, but generally don't get to eat them because the infamous Wal-Mart fat man blocks the freezer door. Perhaps you have a Wal-Mart Fat Man of your very own? I hear they have legions in several towns across the Mid West. Fat Man was here today, but my patience overcame his inertial desire to stay put, and eventually that Italian peperoni prize was mine. On the flip side my pop cravings have returned with a vengeance, I blame studying. It has long been a LSOB traddition to guzzle carbonated drinks while preparing for finals. However, instead of getting a new can after finishing the first I simply refilled it with tea or water from my Brita pitcher. Didn't taste as good but holding the alluminum can felt soothing.
May the force be with you fellow test-takers, Lazy Son of a Blogger out.

True. Tales. Of. SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2001:ASO theme plays)
December 25 1999: I just opened my most favoritest present ever. A Mega Storm Lighting Sphere from the local Radio Shack. I plugged it in and as any curious young lad would do, touched it. As expected the many bolts of lightning converged to form one and were drawn to my finger. As UNexpected my clock-radio came on and began playing some Spice Girls song. The lamp and the alarm clock have two things in common. First is touch, a light touch on a specific section of the clock activates the snooze function. Touching the lamp turns it on/off and controlls the level of brightness. The alarm clock's red letters also have two intensity levels. touching the Mega storm when these devices are plugged in makes them turn on and off for some reason. I have no clue why.

They wernt meant to work together like this, if you can explain this or have seen something simmilar IM LazySonOfBlogger.

When I was 5 I got this plastic cup from a gas station that changed color when I put it in the freezer. Howd it do that?????
Stay tuned for more tales of science.

The worst thing aboot the world is how untrustworthy everyone is, eh? I got these great ideas for products and I can't share em here cuz you web wackers will take em! Oh well. Now here something you'll REALLY enjoy!Its a short two person perfomance you can do for forensics just make sure you site the blog you logged it from.
Kiwan: Yo D
Da'son: Sup kiwan
Kiwan: wanna come chill at my crib after school, I just got Battlestar Galatica on laser disk.
Da'son: Fo real.
Kiwan: Fo shizzle my nizzle
Da'son: Wait, this be the one where Starbuck is a dude or some ho?
Kiwan: Starbuck, my man.
Da'son: Aight I'll be there mind if I bring my girl, Dasani?
Kiwan: Oh no, of course not. The more the merrier I always say. Fare thee well my good chum.
You read it. You can't un-read it.

CaPTAINS BLOGG: Supplamental:
I thought of these great christmas Carols three secs apres, so I must type them here before I put them out of me brain. In the sleeping time. So this post is more like a post it note 4 me then a log entry pour vous. Speakin of post it notes didja know they now stick better, new glue Oh ooh AHHH TanGENT! tan

Ever wonder what song the OBGYN(I think thats what them dudes R) sang when Mary Mag-Unit Gave birth to JC, it goes to the theme of jingle balls and sounds somethin' lika this: Push push push, push push push, push. push. push, push push. Push push push, push push push push. push push push push push, push push. PUSH. pu-HOLY CRAP I SEE THE HEAD! Look there already a halo attached!

And now ANUDDA NOTCH! er song
Deck the halls with things one would generally deck halls with. Tra la la la la la la la. Tis the season to screw molly. Ha ha ha ha, skinny chick. Some phrase that says gay in it. La la la la la la la la la.

Song 2, not the one they always play for action movie trailers...ya know "woo-hoo" and all that jazz.
Oh the weather outside is firghtful. And these krispy kremes taste delightful. I wonder what verse comes next. let it snow let if blow ho ho ho. If ya want we could build a snow man. My vegan freind has the two necessary carrots. Now lets see if he want to sharotts. I liiike this part. It so much fun to bake my buns. Toasting in a winter wunderland.

Orleans, Miami
New York and KC
vendome vendome

Captain's Blog, stardate: Saturday.
Dear Journal (anyone remember doug?) Today I procratinated for an entire 24 hours, My ADD is so bad that I couldn't even sit still long enough to watch Pirates of The Carribean on DVD. I did how ever see the movie Blade, for the third time actually. Using a mental composite from all the bits and piexes I have already seen I feel that I have formed, in my mind, a complete movie. The reason I could not sit still to watch POTC is cuz of my fight with that addictive substance known as soft drinks (pop here in oz, not the prison, "soda" for all you new yorkers and "coke" for you southern folk, I feel this is the most ironic on account that I like pepsi). So I know you all must be wondering, what is that son of a blogger's replacement for pop? Texas Tea, brown gold. The answer is of course (drumroll) Diet Arizona Green Tea and frozen concentrated Orange Juice. Sorry the OJ was my stock, I just drink the tea. Anywho, I've found that it takes two gallons of green tea per day to supress the desire for my usual 8-can a day pops(2 Red Cream Sodas 1 Pepsi 1 vanilla pepsi 1 coke, 1dr. pepper red fusion, 1Orange Fanta and 1 Mountain Dew livewire, thhey dn't sell this anymore at least here they don't so back during the beggining of the year I stockpiled it from the vending machines near the west entrance of the cafeteria. A mystical kingdom of middle earth known to high-goers as Vendo-Land. Vendo-Land was discovered by the clone of Leif (i before e except for vikings?) Erickson in 1943. He sailed his longboat into the central US and discovered a land lush with MD: Live Wire. He set up two encampents on the south shore near that warm heater vent you can stand by if you get locked outside in the winter. He orignially called the land Sim City because he kne only geeks liked that game and they were to weak and frail to sail there, and the name would enough to deter other vikings from coming to the frosty isle for it's precious tangerine flavored sodie-poop. END. If you enjoyed this tale please let me know...some how. I forgot my e-mail address. Ok so like I only have a few bottles of MDLW left and I am desperate. Everyone go to the Mountain Dew website and tell those suits to bring it back. I've nearly exhausted all of Vendo-Land's naturel oh sorry I meant natural. naturel is used to describe HCILFs. Sigh, don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till its gone. They paved paradise and put up sierra mist machine....SM SUCKS! 7up n Sprite Roole. LOG END.

Le cher père noël, nous avons été des freinds pour un certain tme. C'est pourquoi je demande humblement ces articles pour Noël holliday. - votre associé TLSOB de la vie
1. S'MORES MAKER with mini grill and marshmellow holder! only 34.95
2. Double Drink Helmet - I dunno find it on e-bay damnitt!
3. Rich Girls Bobble heads - once agian, be resourceful
4. The Family Guy DVD (possibly bests show ever?)
5. Tree House, I'm gonna charge rent for it but you can chill here Papa-Cmas
Quote of the day: "The best pizza's under one roof!" (I REALLY could use a quote book too, I only have so many left over take-out boxes)

LSOB here, I'm a little freaked out. Or should I say, EEEEEEEeeeeew This is SICK. I just saw an informercial of a giant syringe you use to inject chunks of fruit into like, a rump-roast or something. Worst. Invention. Ever. that or the rat zapper. OK I'm gonna sleep not but before I do will promise you all an intelligent post. . . coming soon! I am considering some kind of daily. . .THING, like a quote, joke of th' day, or advice stuff to brighten your day...or whatever.
PS-sorry about the ". . ."s after playing FF8 back in the day, it never quite wore off.

What's up with all these makeover shows: like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and What Not To Wear, fashion really pisses me off sometimes. I wish we all wore unisex, onsize, fits all but eatingdisorder-and-obese gray jumpsuits. Many feel this would be boring..I dunno maybe. Id kind of like it, except maybe on the hollidays, a festive sweater might be nice with light up Rudolph noses. The jumpsuits would be cool because you could crap em them just like some astronauts and beer-bongers do. And they would be temperature controlled and the bottoms could zip off into shorts. I chose gray for the color because there are few things associated with this color compared to the others. example: REd=passion, blood, love, pizza sauce etc. - THE L.S.O.B.

In The Beginning...

DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY THE LENGTH OF THIS POST IT IS A READ EASEIR THAN YOU:
Hello FREINDS I'm Blank Crieghton. Guess what. No seriously Guess. You were wrong. I was just gonna say that it is 1:33aM IN hAPPYVILLE Kanzaz, it is the same as Kansas only it exist in a parallel universe where everyhting is the smae except the english lang. has no letter 's' there-fore z takes its place. In case you havent figured it out by now, I'm koorazzie aka insane in the membrane. It is Friday night and after a long day of pacing back and forth I've sat down in the wee hours of this....HMMM I guess its sAturday now. Anyway I have started this blog. I spent the last half hour searching google for sites to entertain bored people. Somehow I stumbled across this golden-non-booger-treasure-of-a-website and decided to make a blog. Why? Because at this time o day the si-fi shows become even too poorly made for my taste and because it beats microwaving hot cocoa, disccovering that it is too hot to drink, waiting finding that it has become too cold then remirowaving it only to find I've been captured in a vicious non-femme cycle. Now, commence preperations for overwhelingly long list of favorite and un-favorite movies!!!: Office Space; Beavis & Butthead Do America ;Event Horizon; BAd SanTa; Friday After Next; Black Sheep; Catch Me if You can;the CURse of the Jade Scorpion; Star Wars:Empire Strikes Back; Jay & Silent Bob Stike Back;Billy Madison;As Good As it Gets ;Armageddon; Adaptation; 2001: A Space Odessy; Air Fore One; Tommy Boy; Ghost Busters; Fight Club; Minority Report; Blue Streak; Dogma; MIB ;A Beutiful Mind; Austin Powers and Bruce Almighty. . . oh look a cheddar triscuit under the desk, five month rule! Okay peace out from the Lazy Son of a Blogger, live long and prosper.